treats flash

treats at treats …. TODAY

today from high noon to 1:30/2 ish satellite republic will be making treats at treats, 3069 17th st.

you should come and have lunch

its weds today

treat out

star chef star cheffin satellite republic


more treats in treatland – satellite republic

once again the land of treats births another moped capable of making actual treats … rumors pass through the kingdom that perhaps the true nature of mopeds is, asides from blastin, actually making tasty treats. oh who woulda thought.

this is a star chef, cheffin

remember when we thought the point of mopeds was to get to the treats faster, how does that work when the moped is aaaa makin the treats?  this one even has a tandoor oven built into it. i always wanted one of those in my backyard, i gotta get a backyard first though i guess.

it even has a tandoor, oh boy

this is a flat bread cookin in a tandoor!!!! treat out!

one thing i know so far, the treat capable mopeds sure aren’t moving too fast, so even the slowest batavus will be able to hunt down any treat mobiles.  did i actually see new parts in treatland that are not new cylinders or new pipes, no new mag wheels or carbs but the much talked about maxi conversion kit for turning any maxi (newport, s, k, II, n, nostalgia only) into hi speed treat making devices? I think i did? well, for sure tomorrow at the kingdoms sister store NO. (389 VALENCIA) you can enjoy treats made by our very own star chef, and you can read all about it and more here.

this is a sandwich!! looks like CLUB GEORGIAN TACO to me tho!!

this is a sandwich!! looks like CLUB GEORGIAN TACO to me tho!!

readers of one of my favorite books ever, flatbreads and flavors, will already be well versed on the kachapuri made by our beloved star chef.

this is imeruli khachipuri, with adjika on top

this is imeruli khachipuri, with adjika on top!!!!!

what we’re all really waitin for though is the rumored late summer face off between treat grasso’s ciao porter 64cc treat machine and star chef’s minarelli V1 80cc satellite republic, total treat out.

this is a treat machine, it makes tacos!!

this is a treat machine, it makes tacos!!

the big question though on the grease smacked lips of all is what will happen if the dark horse treat, brandi, and his maxi tri rad appear, this could throw the city into a treating frenzy it might perhaps not recover from.

blk to the future real ass fun 3

yeahhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go n join my loves blk blk in denver for…


Dec.31st – Jan.02nd

Denver, CO.

with special guest Andrew WK

tickets available at The Track Shack
and online at treatland !!!

treatland ceremony rally hours n info

hello, we have heard from numerous sources that there is a rally here in sf this weekend. due to this vastly unforeseen event, the kingdom and its inhabitants will be forced to change their very strict schedules to accommodate these foreign visitors. please be advised a passport with at least 6 months left before expiry and a visa is required by international law for your visit to treatland. your local consulate can assist you with this. also be warned the people of treatland speak a unique dialect that may at times be unintelligible to foreigners. a translator, guide, and bodyguard are highly recommended.

FRIDAY – 10-7

SATURDAY – 9-11 ish and after the ride for a couple hours maybe. also maybe any other hours during the day or night, by appointment only, RSVP, VIP, NOI, minimum purchase rules apply during all rally hours, please observe the rule of silence.

SUNDAY – perhaps an hour or so before the ride if we can get up in time, or not sleep at all.

all visitors to thee independent kingdom of treatland please abide by the following rules :

park yer bike on the street, NOT on the sidewalk

we’re on a one way street, go the right way

go work on yer bike n tune on another street like 3-200 blocks away

try to keep it as mellow as ya can on your bike within a few blocks of us so ya don’t get us in trouble with the man

be cool man

OH and no technical questions after midnite plz