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18% off in the kingdom PLUS + free SHIP over $150 wowowoww0000

the people of treatland wish to announce that from now until tuesday morning you can get 18% off anything you can find in our store with the coupon code ‘treatout’ then since double coupon-ing is double funtimes x 2, use the code ‘freeship’ to get free shipping on any order over $150!!!!

please note! free shipping is only valid in the domestic US (sorry international dudes, hawaii and alaska). free shipping will ship by whatever method we use – this could be priority mail, USPS parcel post, USPS first class, or UPS ground. We are closed from weds night to monday AM this week so everyone can take a break for the holiday. there will be a shipping delay due to this! so no whining please. dealers these coupons are not valid for you, sorry. oh and club taco points will not be accumulated for purchases during the sale.

thanks again for the amazzzing year so far from all of us at treatland. please let us know anytime if you have any ideas or advice for us on how we can make things better!!! xo treat

yets treat ye



club taco 3% off + 13% weekend sale


what is club taco

oh joy oh happy day, now every $ ya spend in thee kingdom gets ya a taco, n one taco is worth oh my around 3 pennies thats like 3% off all the time, so wild man. you know you could alllllmost buy a taco somewhere in the world with 3 pennies, oh ok thats a dream maybe 25 of em. think of it as like a big pile of tacos slowly accumulating in your garage that you can actually trade in for something, but don’t worry we’re not going to clutter your already trashed garage with piles of tacos we’re going to stock everyone’s tacos in a highly guarded bunker 312 feet below san francisco with our wizards guarding it. you know if there was a currency of the moped world it would be something like tacos right? big platters of tacos, piles of them, slowly building up until the world is covered in taco taco. hmm.

your club taco instructions go like this:
    • once you’ve placed your order and paid for it, your pile of tacos will be updated.
    • enter the total amount (in tacos) you’d like to redeem below (33 tacos = $1).
    • click the button like this one below that will ya know, turn tacos to golden pieces

    • on your next order you’ll see your tacos change to $s off automatically, our wizards will make this all happen without you even having to give them a tip, the spells cast. so cool.

    • keep in mind that the tacos you change into dollars don’t add onto your taco pile when you spend them, got it?

    • take a look here for your club taco !!! adventure page

    • count how many times the word taco is used on this page if you want a fun game to play with your friends, but you’re out of tacos

As an added weekend bonus use the coupon code “clubtaco” to get 13% off your order. enjoy !!

free $10 for you, if you live here.

just a reminder if you didn’t know, for all our in-store customers! you can get a free $10 to spend in treatland, if you like, and if you’re making your orders online and choosing in-store pickup, you qualify to use the treats punch cards. basically it’s a constant 5% off for all in-store pickups + you can use it on top of any other sale we might have, so you can get double sale price! on top of our already super low prices, so that’s like triple sale actually. and if you use it with price matching then maybe it will be a quadruple sale! aghhhhhh

here’s how it works: you get a treats punch card in our store. then, when ever you make an order online and choose in-store pick up, not only will your order be ready for you when you arrive, you will also get a hole punch in your card for every $10 you spend, made with our special patented un-copyable hole puncher. when you get all 20 holes punched you can trade it for $10 to spend in treatland! wow. free $10! you can use this any time! don’t work, unless you make your order online ahead of time. ok? see? it helps us keep things moving and we wanna thank you for making things easier for us to make things easier for you. right? yep.

zombie make out inventory liquidation closeout sale at
December 22, 2009, 01:03
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yes! it’s what you’ve all been waiting for ! the amazing end of the year zombie make out inventory liquidation closeout sale at In thanks for all the wonderful support you dreamy souls have given us we’re having a 13% off sale till the end of 2009. Its a zombie makeout party inventory liquidation sale, cause well we had a wild zombie make out party this weekend at the palace, ahh treatland, what a dreamy land. This is the largest, and longest sale of the year and there won’t be another sale for awhile, so take advantage of this opportunity to grab all those parts ya wanted but couldn’t afford till now. Buy a gift for your lover, or lovers, find something for that special someone, your mom, your pa, your neighbor, the friendly mopeder down the street you wanted to approach but were too nervous too, ohh or buy a spark plug caddy for the girl of your dreams and hide a love note inside. We here in treatland, jimmy, rufus, benji, and renee would like to thank you all for allllll the support and love over the past year, happy holidays and enjoy the sale!!!! enjoy yourselves with the coupon code ‘zombie’ lotsa love to ya, benji

OHH and if the part you want isn’t in stock you can always buy a gift certificate, use the coupon code and then grab the part net year !!! gift certificate is here