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sale! + free shipping! in thee kingdom this week

hello again dear friends of treatland,

I thought i would take a moment to alert you to a few things you might be interested in going on at treatland for the next few weeks. To begin with there is a 10% off sale starting today until around the 24th or 25th we will see on that one. This is comprised of 5% off instantly with the coupon code ‘treatsplz’ and 5% back in tacos through everyone’s favorite, CLUB TACO!!!!!! Make sure you are logged into your account to get your tacos. Next we have a special deal on shipping for everyone in the US – free shipping over $150 with the coupon code ‘freeship’. This is for the domestic US only (sorry alaska and hawaii and beloved international customers) and your items will be sent by the method we choose, which will either be USPS first class, USPS priority or UPS ground. We may contact you for an alternate address if you have a PO box listed as your only address so feel free to update your address in order to ensure your package leaves as soon as you order!

We have also been combing through the warehouse and looking for things we have overstocks on to discount even further, not junk either, but parts you can actually use and actually want. So keep an eye out for the altered reality pricing on some products!!!

Thanks again for your support! If you have any ideas about anything we can do to make the kingdom an even better place feel free to let us know anything, anytime. We’re always trying to do the best that we can, and i know in the coming days months and years treatland will become an exponentially even more incredible land.

xo treats

*sorry coupons not valid for dealers

oh and since it always excited me to see all the coupon hunters out there i should probably write “treatland code” here since its such a popular search term these days, and maybe “treats code” and hmm “treatland coupon code” there, that should make sure all the coupon hunters can find it.

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mother sky

even tho its actually Tell me for surprise if you’re right I hear tell me whats the price of your life?



treats gang OG stylee for real

treats-of-the-loin.com

better believe it or you won’t believe the next entry when we blow up your minds. or maybe it will be later this week cause I just made the next entry and it isn’t that mind blowing.  but later this week. get ready girlz.  any guesses?



a flipper song I listen to a lot at work

Ever live a life that’s real
Full of zest, but no appeal
Ever want to cry so much
You want to die
Ever feel that you’ve been had
Had so much that you turn mad
Ever been depressed that
(to) those you turn to, you bring distress
Ever sit in tormenting silence
That turns so loud, you start to scream
Ever take control of a dream
And play all the parts and set all the scenes
Ever do nothing and gain nothing from it
Ever feel stupid and then know that you really are
Ever think you’re smart and then find out you aren’t
Ever play the fool and then find out that you’re worse
Ever look at a flower and hate it
Ever see a couple
kissing and get sickened by it
Ever wish the human race didn’t exist
And then realize you’re one too
Well, have you … ever .. I have
So What

not the same song but oh well I listen to flipper as much as I can except when roofie tries to make me listen to his rave.

a quote “This, in brief, was the band’s concept: to be bad in ways that no band had ever been bad before. Causing some to later label Flipper as “Limp Dick Core” or, “music to fail at having sex to. However, in true Flipper fashion, they even failed to fail, and their audience continued to grow as their outlandish approach appealed to those seeking something different.”

this video that is no longer there anymore and i changed to a new one 12 years later was filmed in the tenderloin in the early 80s, loin yeahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! treats of the loin!!!!

RIP will shatter

in a good way everything. nothing but excitement at HQ this week.

in other bizarre treats musical news treats gang found themselves at the most ammmmmaazzzzing show on saturday night in la at part time punks the freakin silver apples and homosexuals, what the fuck. like a dream. midway thru the homosexuals show the words “TREATS” and “TREATS FOR LIFE” came out of the pa, amazing, how did this happen? hmm. suspicious. before the show we spent life half an hour talking to bruno of the homosexuals, giving him a treats cupcake pin and receiving this amazing blast of inspirational spik, we were enlightened, nothing less. thanks bruno for taking the time to talk to us. we were blastin back full throttle down sunset ridin doubles near death and stopped there. i still can’t believe the show. so unbelievable. the night before we ended up lost waaaaaaaaaaaaaay up in the hills of la somewhere I have no idea where until 5 in the AM at a house party the homosexuals and this as of yet unnamed band played. we made sure to stay till the end of the night and finish all the liquor we could find. it was ridiculous. memories to treasure forever. and ever. all night. long. sleep, ha. stoney fest 09 is in the works, be ready, sponsored by either T.R.E.A.T.S. or no. (thats a store dummy). the night is young 5am or is the morning early?