treats flash


its almost jammertime

treats gift certificate back

treats gift certificate front

treatland gift certificate the casserollers made for their rally, insane!

Autobirota from Steve Anson, amazing work dudes!!!!!

eat a treat(land)

les treet

dead possums!

vintage tjt ad from spanish motoscooters mag

treatland marketing divisions new TJT ad. over 8 weeks of production time, well worth it!

treatland secret code goes here



end of the year sale in thee treatland kingdom

les treat

in celebration of this most amazing 2012 and the wonders of 2013 to come the independent kingdom of treatland would like to offer you 10% off any order and free shipping on your orders over $150 from today until the end of the year.

to get these discounts use the coupon code “2012” to get 10% off any order you make and the coupon code “freeship” to get free shipping on any order over $150 (USA only for free ship coupon, sorry international dudes, no free ship for you, contact me for your special bonus though!).

notations : coupons valid from time received until the end of 2012, coupons not valid for dealers, free shipping will ship by our chosen method (ups ground, USPS parcel post, USPS priority), club taco points will NOT be accumulated during the sale, coupons should be entered at the time the order is placed in the box marked “secret code goes here”.

final notation which you should PLEASE NOTE : we are closed from tomorrow (saturday) until weds so everyone can take a break for the new year holiday and because tuesday UPS and USPS are closed. more than likely we will still do some shipping in this period, but what this more so means is your packages will start shipping next weds AM with our full shipping team on the job. no whiney or your account will be set up for 2013 with a reverse discount and “special handling fee” added to each shipment.

2012 has been an incredible year in treatland, and we, the people of treatland, would like to thank you all for your support. if there is anything we can do to make treatland a better place please let us know, we love to get ideas on what we can do to improve your adventures in the kingdom.

i hope i don’t need to remind anyone at this point but for like 2 years now you’ve been earning 5% back in store credit on all your purchases (except those made during sales). to see how much $$$$$$$$$ you have saved up check here . i always love it when i am organizing and researching things and i find a customer that has like $200 in club taco points and probably doesn’t even know it. use it up man! free parts for you you you and you. this makes me happy. the words discount, free and coupon make me start to drool almost with frenzied excitement. i know you feel the same. yeah i do.

for your entertainment a video from our friends at 12fps of yeah star chef, cheffin n tri raddin

there’s a lot more to tell ya but i’ll leave it at this for now.

xo treat



pedshow contest!!!!!

some lucky soul or undead being will win a $50 gift certificate from TREATLAND in the pedshow contest.

good luck!

pedshow! birthday contest!



today in treatland

ever wonder whats goin on in treatland, well now you can take a look inside the kingdom and have at least somewhat of a scant better idea, at least for today not tomorrow……. here !

benji n rodney derbi laguna in treatland

this is not a coupon for treats hq treatland but its still awesome!



hobbit malossi gears, back from the dead

malossi honda hobbit, PA50, PA50II, & camino race gears for moooorrreee speed, even more than you already think you have. why i haven’t seen these since treats was in my bedroom!! long discontinued, and thanks to your friends in treatland they’ve decided to pay us a special visit from the grave. welcome back to TREATLAND, we missed you.

malossi hobbit camino race gears 67 6416
13/35 ratio

ok now time to enjoy and watch the hobbits of the world get a few more mph, just in time for some late summer rallies n fun times ahhh awesome.



more treats in treatland – satellite republic

once again the land of treats births another moped capable of making actual treats … rumors pass through the kingdom that perhaps the true nature of mopeds is, asides from blastin, actually making tasty treats. oh who woulda thought.

this is a star chef, cheffin

remember when we thought the point of mopeds was to get to the treats faster, how does that work when the moped is aaaa makin the treats?  this one even has a tandoor oven built into it. i always wanted one of those in my backyard, i gotta get a backyard first though i guess.

it even has a tandoor, oh boy

this is a flat bread cookin in a tandoor!!!! treat out!

one thing i know so far, the treat capable mopeds sure aren’t moving too fast, so even the slowest batavus will be able to hunt down any treat mobiles.  did i actually see new parts in treatland that are not new cylinders or new pipes, no new mag wheels or carbs but the much talked about maxi conversion kit for turning any maxi (newport, s, k, II, n, nostalgia only) into hi speed treat making devices? I think i did? well, for sure tomorrow at the kingdoms sister store NO. (389 VALENCIA) you can enjoy treats made by our very own star chef, and you can read all about it and more here.

this is a sandwich!! looks like CLUB GEORGIAN TACO to me tho!!

this is a sandwich!! looks like CLUB GEORGIAN TACO to me tho!!

readers of one of my favorite books ever, flatbreads and flavors, will already be well versed on the kachapuri made by our beloved star chef.

this is imeruli khachipuri, with adjika on top

this is imeruli khachipuri, with adjika on top!!!!!

what we’re all really waitin for though is the rumored late summer face off between treat grasso’s ciao porter 64cc treat machine and star chef’s minarelli V1 80cc satellite republic, total treat out.

this is a treat machine, it makes tacos!!

this is a treat machine, it makes tacos!!

the big question though on the grease smacked lips of all is what will happen if the dark horse treat, brandi, and his maxi tri rad appear, this could throw the city into a treating frenzy it might perhaps not recover from.



sale! + free shipping! in thee kingdom this week

hello again dear friends of treatland,

I thought i would take a moment to alert you to a few things you might be interested in going on at treatland for the next few weeks. To begin with there is a 10% off sale starting today until around the 24th or 25th we will see on that one. This is comprised of 5% off instantly with the coupon code ‘treatsplz’ and 5% back in tacos through everyone’s favorite, CLUB TACO!!!!!! Make sure you are logged into your account to get your tacos. Next we have a special deal on shipping for everyone in the US – free shipping over $150 with the coupon code ‘freeship’. This is for the domestic US only (sorry alaska and hawaii and beloved international customers) and your items will be sent by the method we choose, which will either be USPS first class, USPS priority or UPS ground. We may contact you for an alternate address if you have a PO box listed as your only address so feel free to update your address in order to ensure your package leaves as soon as you order!

We have also been combing through the warehouse and looking for things we have overstocks on to discount even further, not junk either, but parts you can actually use and actually want. So keep an eye out for the altered reality pricing on some products!!!

Thanks again for your support! If you have any ideas about anything we can do to make the kingdom an even better place feel free to let us know anything, anytime. We’re always trying to do the best that we can, and i know in the coming days months and years treatland will become an exponentially even more incredible land.

xo treats

*sorry coupons not valid for dealers

oh and since it always excited me to see all the coupon hunters out there i should probably write “treatland code” here since its such a popular search term these days, and maybe “treats code” and hmm “treatland coupon code” there, that should make sure all the coupon hunters can find it.