Filed under: AMAZING TALES, derbi, funny states n places, parts updater, sale happy time!!!!, shipping dept, spendin what ya dont got oh joy, stoney | Tags: derbi variant flat reed pipes, i'm about to have to have TACO cause im in CLUB TACO, lets treat now, some hobbit pipes, some new shirts n stuff yeah
its july 4th today and this is your second official notice that we are CLOSED today. there will be no UPS or USPS pickups today. all orders up till about thursday july 3rd at noon went out in july 3rds mail. not bad at all for these busy summer days. this doesn’t mean we still won’t be working today. i’m going to sneak some work in today when no one’s looking …check out some parts, unpack a few boxes, answer another few thousand emails. just the usual.
its been a super busy few weeks in treatland, i’m sure this is a big surprise to you. even with these busy busy summer days and with multiple people out on vacations and adventures etc etc (mandatory to adventure and vacation in treatland) our shipping times have been verrry nice. having everything we sell in stock right in front of us in the warehouse and a crack team of bad dudes in shipping ensures that we are never more than 24 to 36 hours behind on shipping lately. do you know how the shipping dept in treatland works? good, cause i can’t tell you as i was sworn to secrecy 7 years ago when i took my oath to uphold the vows of thee kingdom. it was a messy ritual, lots of blood, guts n grease. oh shit i can’t tell you about that either. right now i’m debating on writing about oaths and the vows of the kingdom or tellin you about moped parts and stuff and crap i guess i am supposed to be writing about moped parts so …
a few weeks ago we got these new amazing tshirts!!!! nice work bob !
i’ve been collecting tomahawk cup videos to make sure they don’t vanish into the depths of the internet forever lost, here’s another i found…
don’t forget tomahawk cup is happening again next year.. not sure on what weekend in may but prob like mid may i would guess. i hear the attendance might be limited so make sure you register as soon as the dates are set. should be insane next year and forever more of course.
there’s a new pipe for the new cylinder we had made… new new new MLM H95 sidebleed pipe specifically for the modified metrakit 47mm cylinder for hobbit, camino etc. this cylinder is insane, one of our faves.. which is why we had it modified and made for both hobbit and peugeot 103 since previously only derbi flat reed dudes got to enjoy it. this H95 sidebleed begins the new era of H95 and BK100 sidebleeds with the new 1 inch sidebleed exit. i can’t remember what it was before but the new 1 inch is of course bigger and better!!!
it seems like so long ago already but i forgot to mention that me n jimmy n rodney got to go to the rally in denver, thanks for all the lovely times dudes, awesome to see you all!!!!!!!! we’ll try n make it to more rallies, but we’re workin so hard for you beauties all the time that its hard to get away!!!!!
oh almost forgot, we received some sick new derbi flat reed pipes… wow, incredible!
this is all the news that is currently fit to print i believe. therefore this transmission is now over.
(just in case anyone is reading this use code “taco” to get 10% off for the rest of july 4th only! ONLY! plz don’t email us and ask for exceptions, or reverse discount will apply to you and only you)
Filed under: alive, AMAZING TALES, sale happy time!!!!, shipping dept, stoney | Tags: hal, must b a shippin update, stoney, TAT, trans america trail
you know those holidays that everyone takes off and enjoys themselves outside in the sun? the ones where the banks close and USPS stops picking up and UPS even takes a day off? those are the days we usually get more work done than most other days at treats. with the doors shut we pretend to be closed for the day, but actually its madness within the treat lair. no memorial day holiday for us, so you will get your shipments quicker…how does that make you feel? i bet you feel pretty good, so go enjoy a nice cup of coffee and some sticky buns. we are still about 3 days behind on orders due to the sale which is a bummer, but we’re doin the best we can. in the future we can consider not having sales if you like? what do you think, 3 day delay on shipping for a week or no sales? tough choice huh? we’ll convene a committee have a meeting and think this one over. to begin to conclude this shipping update we are hoping to get caught up to weds evening by friday putting us around 2 days behind. I think i’m going to go in on sat and sun and do some shipping myself even as i have been stuck in the virtual land of treats for so long.. all these screens n keyboards, man i hope they unplug me and let me ship soon and leave my hal like state. i was human once. maybe if i beg them friday morning they will let me out to ship packages. conclusion of shipping update.
TAT riders, thanks alex for the photo!
its been a close call in the battle to see who can lead the pack in documenting the TAT whilst on the move but it seems like we have a winner!!! from now on plz refer to get blatzed for all your TAT updates along the way. as if tryin to ride the TAT wasn’t enough of a mission, have you ever tried to regularly update a blog??? now thats some serious shit. over the course of the coming months we will be including some words and photos from the TAT, but i do encourage all of you interested readers to continue to get blatzed tumblr and ohhh yes http://instagram.com/get_blatzed too!!!!! we are super excited to be a part of adventures like this, nothin better than sleepin outside in the dirt for months and wandering the dirt roads of the world, oh do i miss it.
you’ll be able to see things like willy from treats makin a pot of coffee on the side of the road while using his camping stove to heat up a bearing and rebuild a hobbit engine!! wtf!!! this is life!!!
my last update, sure to please long time followers of the kingdom is this news piece from today i received from our one and only stoney. for sure it wouldn’t have been the first time i’d seen stoney running barefoot in the streets. or the word “frenzy” in the same paragraph with stoney for that matter. how anyone makes it in the news so much i don’t know, must be a special one.
there’s a ton of new parts at the store, new shipments, etc but we are too busy shipping so they will wait till next week to make an appearance. sorry!
Filed under: AMAZING TALES, club taco, dead stock, hit the pipe, sale happy time!!!!, spendin what ya dont got oh joy, stoney, things from my fridge, YO TACO | Tags: end of the year, end of the year sale, go off road in the desert or something, is the end of the year?, les treat, star cheffin, the end is the year, the year end sale, the year is ending, years end
in celebration of this most amazing 2012 and the wonders of 2013 to come the independent kingdom of treatland would like to offer you 10% off any order and free shipping on your orders over $150 from today until the end of the year.
to get these discounts use the coupon code “2012” to get 10% off any order you make and the coupon code “freeship” to get free shipping on any order over $150 (USA only for free ship coupon, sorry international dudes, no free ship for you, contact me for your special bonus though!).
notations : coupons valid from time received until the end of 2012, coupons not valid for dealers, free shipping will ship by our chosen method (ups ground, USPS parcel post, USPS priority), club taco points will NOT be accumulated during the sale, coupons should be entered at the time the order is placed in the box marked “secret code goes here”.
final notation which you should PLEASE NOTE : we are closed from tomorrow (saturday) until weds so everyone can take a break for the new year holiday and because tuesday UPS and USPS are closed. more than likely we will still do some shipping in this period, but what this more so means is your packages will start shipping next weds AM with our full shipping team on the job. no whiney or your account will be set up for 2013 with a reverse discount and “special handling fee” added to each shipment.
2012 has been an incredible year in treatland, and we, the people of treatland, would like to thank you all for your support. if there is anything we can do to make treatland a better place please let us know, we love to get ideas on what we can do to improve your adventures in the kingdom.
i hope i don’t need to remind anyone at this point but for like 2 years now you’ve been earning 5% back in store credit on all your purchases (except those made during sales). to see how much $$$$$$$$$ you have saved up check here . i always love it when i am organizing and researching things and i find a customer that has like $200 in club taco points and probably doesn’t even know it. use it up man! free parts for you you you and you. this makes me happy. the words discount, free and coupon make me start to drool almost with frenzied excitement. i know you feel the same. yeah i do.
for your entertainment a video from our friends at 12fps of yeah star chef, cheffin n tri raddin
there’s a lot more to tell ya but i’ll leave it at this for now.
Filed under: AMAZING TALES, club taco, derbi, funny states n places, hit the pipe, new, photo, shipping dept, spendin what ya dont got oh joy, stoney, things from my fridge, treat lore, treat theory, YO TACO | Tags: derbi laguna x 2 =, i see treats all over like snow blindness but treat blindness, letsss treat, views inside the hidden kingdom of treatland
ever wonder whats goin on in treatland, well now you can take a look inside the kingdom and have at least somewhat of a scant better idea, at least for today not tomorrow……. here !
Filed under: AMAZING TALES, bad, club taco, hit the pipe, new, spendin what ya dont got oh joy, stoney, treat lore, treat theory, YO TACO | Tags: georgian club taco, i'm going to have a kachapuri with a little pickle on top for my lunch today oh boy, satellite republic, star cheffin, treat out, treated, treatin, treatly, treats at treats
today from high noon to 1:30/2 ish satellite republic will be making treats at treats, 3069 17th st.
you should come and have lunch
its weds today
Filed under: alive, AMAZING TALES, bad, beasts, black, club taco, funny states n places, hit the pipe, new, parts updater, reviews, spendin what ya dont got oh joy, stoney, things from my fridge, treat lore, treat theory, YO TACO | Tags: boris portnoy, ganging out, georgian treats, kachapuri, salt for svaneti, satellite republic, star chef, star cheffin, taco taco, tkemali, treat out, treated, treatin, treatish, treatly, treaty, whose treats our treats
once again the land of treats births another moped capable of making actual treats … rumors pass through the kingdom that perhaps the true nature of mopeds is, asides from blastin, actually making tasty treats. oh who woulda thought.
remember when we thought the point of mopeds was to get to the treats faster, how does that work when the moped is aaaa makin the treats? this one even has a tandoor oven built into it. i always wanted one of those in my backyard, i gotta get a backyard first though i guess.
one thing i know so far, the treat capable mopeds sure aren’t moving too fast, so even the slowest batavus will be able to hunt down any treat mobiles. did i actually see new parts in treatland that are not new cylinders or new pipes, no new mag wheels or carbs but the much talked about maxi conversion kit for turning any maxi (newport, s, k, II, n, nostalgia only) into hi speed treat making devices? I think i did? well, for sure tomorrow at the kingdoms sister store NO. (389 VALENCIA) you can enjoy treats made by our very own star chef, and you can read all about it and more here.
readers of one of my favorite books ever, flatbreads and flavors, will already be well versed on the kachapuri made by our beloved star chef.
what we’re all really waitin for though is the rumored late summer face off between treat grasso’s ciao porter 64cc treat machine and star chef’s minarelli V1 80cc satellite republic, total treat out.
the big question though on the grease smacked lips of all is what will happen if the dark horse treat, brandi, and his maxi tri rad appear, this could throw the city into a treating frenzy it might perhaps not recover from.
Filed under: AMAZING TALES, sale happy time!!!!, spendin what ya dont got oh joy, stoney, things from my fridge, treat lore, Uncategorized | Tags: free shipping, i love coupons too i used to wait at the post office the day the safeway coupon book came out when i was a dirt and get them all from the trashcans back then they had a free item every month i would h, oh boy, owww oh wowzers, sale, treatland coupon code
hello again dear friends of treatland,
I thought i would take a moment to alert you to a few things you might be interested in going on at treatland for the next few weeks. To begin with there is a 10% off sale starting today until around the 24th or 25th we will see on that one. This is comprised of 5% off instantly with the coupon code ‘treatsplz’ and 5% back in tacos through everyone’s favorite, CLUB TACO!!!!!! Make sure you are logged into your account to get your tacos. Next we have a special deal on shipping for everyone in the US – free shipping over $150 with the coupon code ‘freeship’. This is for the domestic US only (sorry alaska and hawaii and beloved international customers) and your items will be sent by the method we choose, which will either be USPS first class, USPS priority or UPS ground. We may contact you for an alternate address if you have a PO box listed as your only address so feel free to update your address in order to ensure your package leaves as soon as you order!
We have also been combing through the warehouse and looking for things we have overstocks on to discount even further, not junk either, but parts you can actually use and actually want. So keep an eye out for the altered reality pricing on some products!!!
Thanks again for your support! If you have any ideas about anything we can do to make the kingdom an even better place feel free to let us know anything, anytime. We’re always trying to do the best that we can, and i know in the coming days months and years treatland will become an exponentially even more incredible land.
*sorry coupons not valid for dealers
oh and since it always excited me to see all the coupon hunters out there i should probably write “treatland code” here since its such a popular search term these days, and maybe “treats code” and hmm “treatland coupon code” there, that should make sure all the coupon hunters can find it.