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Sac rally squid life crisis Sept 2017

vid by tim seward

twas a fun time

thank you landsquids

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treatland 10 year anniversary party
August 10, 2017, 03:35
Filed under: club taco, dead stock, hit the pipe, stoney, treat lore, treat theory, YO TACO

 



updates july treat land tv july treat land tv up date

its july 4th today and this is your second official notice that we are CLOSED today. there will be no UPS or USPS pickups today. all orders up till about thursday july 3rd at noon went out in july 3rds mail. not bad at all for these busy summer days. this doesn’t mean we still won’t be working today. i’m going to sneak some work in today when no one’s looking …check out some parts, unpack a few boxes, answer another few thousand emails. just the usual.

its been a super busy few weeks in treatland, i’m sure this is a big surprise to you. even with these busy busy summer days and with multiple people out on vacations and adventures etc etc (mandatory to adventure and vacation in treatland) our shipping times have been verrry nice. having everything we sell in stock right in front of us in the warehouse and a crack team of bad dudes in shipping ensures that we are never more than 24 to 36 hours behind on shipping lately. do you know how the shipping dept in treatland works? good, cause i can’t tell you as i was sworn to secrecy 7 years ago when i took my oath to uphold the vows of thee kingdom. it was a messy ritual, lots of blood, guts n grease. oh shit i can’t tell you about that either. right now i’m debating on writing about oaths and the vows of the kingdom or tellin you about moped parts and stuff and crap i guess i am supposed to be writing about moped parts so …

a few weeks ago we got these new amazing tshirts!!!!  nice work bob !

pop a wheelie moped

  justfaceitallyouaregoodforishangingoutwithyourfriendsandridingyourMOPED

you're good for mopedin

 

 

yesterday we got a visit from taylor who makes the bullet headlight trail tech gauge plate… thanks for your visit!

trail tech temperature bullet headlight

i’ve been collecting tomahawk cup videos to make sure they don’t vanish into the depths of the internet forever lost, here’s another i found…

don’t forget tomahawk cup is happening again next year.. not sure on what weekend in may but prob like mid may i would guess. i hear the attendance might be limited so make sure you register as soon as the dates are set. should be insane next year and forever more of course.

there’s a new pipe for the new cylinder we had made… new new new MLM H95 sidebleed pipe specifically for the modified metrakit 47mm cylinder for hobbit, camino etc. this cylinder is insane, one of our faves.. which is why we had it modified and made for both hobbit and peugeot 103 since previously only derbi flat reed dudes got to enjoy it. this H95 sidebleed begins the new era of H95 and BK100 sidebleeds with the new 1 inch sidebleed exit. i can’t remember what it was before but the new 1 inch is of course bigger and better!!!

mlm H95 pipe for honda hobbit with metrakit 74cc !

it seems like so long ago already but i forgot to mention that me n jimmy n rodney got to go to the rally in denver, thanks for all the lovely times dudes, awesome to see you all!!!!!!!! we’ll try n make it to more rallies, but we’re workin so hard for you beauties all the time that its hard to get away!!!!!

oh almost forgot, we received some sick new derbi flat reed pipes… wow, incredible!

derbi flat reed variant TPR pipe

this is all the news that is currently fit to print i believe. therefore this transmission is now over.

(just in case anyone is reading this use code “taco” to get 10% off for the rest of july 4th only! ONLY! plz don’t email us and ask for exceptions, or reverse discount will apply to you and only you)


update for the week of may 29th to june ish 2014 (00007 in the treat calendar), more shipping info! TAT updates!

you know those holidays that everyone takes off and enjoys themselves outside in the sun? the ones where the banks close and USPS stops picking up and UPS even takes a day off? those are the days we usually get more work done than most other days at treats. with the doors shut we pretend to be closed for the day, but actually its madness within the treat lair. no memorial day holiday for us, so you will get your shipments quicker…how does that make you feel? i bet you feel pretty good, so go enjoy a nice cup of coffee and some sticky buns. we are still about 3 days behind on orders due to the sale which is a bummer, but we’re doin the best we can. in the future we can consider not having sales if you like? what do you think, 3 day delay on shipping for a week or no sales? tough choice huh? we’ll convene a committee have a meeting and think this one over. to begin to conclude this shipping update we are hoping to get caught up to weds evening by friday putting us around 2 days behind. I think i’m going to go in on sat and sun and do some shipping myself even as i have been stuck in the virtual land of treats for so long.. all these screens n keyboards, man i hope they unplug me and let me ship soon and leave my hal like state. i was human once. maybe if i beg them friday morning they will let me out to ship packages. conclusion of shipping update.

 

trans america trail moped bros

 

TAT riders, thanks alex for the photo!

its been a close call in the battle to see who can lead the pack in documenting the TAT whilst on the move but it seems like we have a winner!!! from now on plz refer to get blatzed for all your TAT updates along the way. as if tryin to ride the TAT wasn’t enough of a mission, have you ever tried to regularly update a blog??? now thats some serious shit. over the course of the coming months we will be including some words and photos from the TAT, but i do encourage all of you interested readers to continue to get blatzed tumblr and ohhh yes http://instagram.com/get_blatzed too!!!!!  we are super excited to be a part of adventures like this, nothin better than sleepin outside in the dirt for months and wandering the dirt roads of the world, oh do i miss it.

you’ll be able to see things like willy from treats makin a pot of coffee on the side of the road while using his camping stove to heat up a bearing and rebuild a hobbit engine!! wtf!!! this is life!!!

thanks alex for the photo!

my last update, sure to please long time followers of the kingdom is this news piece from today i received from our one and only stoney. for sure it wouldn’t have been the first time i’d seen stoney running barefoot in the streets. or the word “frenzy” in the same paragraph with stoney for that matter. how anyone makes it in the news so much i don’t know, must be a special one.

there’s a ton of new parts at the store, new shipments, etc but we are too busy shipping so they will wait till next week to make an appearance. sorry!



end of the year sale in thee treatland kingdom

les treat

in celebration of this most amazing 2012 and the wonders of 2013 to come the independent kingdom of treatland would like to offer you 10% off any order and free shipping on your orders over $150 from today until the end of the year.

to get these discounts use the coupon code “2012” to get 10% off any order you make and the coupon code “freeship” to get free shipping on any order over $150 (USA only for free ship coupon, sorry international dudes, no free ship for you, contact me for your special bonus though!).

notations : coupons valid from time received until the end of 2012, coupons not valid for dealers, free shipping will ship by our chosen method (ups ground, USPS parcel post, USPS priority), club taco points will NOT be accumulated during the sale, coupons should be entered at the time the order is placed in the box marked “secret code goes here”.

final notation which you should PLEASE NOTE : we are closed from tomorrow (saturday) until weds so everyone can take a break for the new year holiday and because tuesday UPS and USPS are closed. more than likely we will still do some shipping in this period, but what this more so means is your packages will start shipping next weds AM with our full shipping team on the job. no whiney or your account will be set up for 2013 with a reverse discount and “special handling fee” added to each shipment.

2012 has been an incredible year in treatland, and we, the people of treatland, would like to thank you all for your support. if there is anything we can do to make treatland a better place please let us know, we love to get ideas on what we can do to improve your adventures in the kingdom.

i hope i don’t need to remind anyone at this point but for like 2 years now you’ve been earning 5% back in store credit on all your purchases (except those made during sales). to see how much $$$$$$$$$ you have saved up check here . i always love it when i am organizing and researching things and i find a customer that has like $200 in club taco points and probably doesn’t even know it. use it up man! free parts for you you you and you. this makes me happy. the words discount, free and coupon make me start to drool almost with frenzied excitement. i know you feel the same. yeah i do.

for your entertainment a video from our friends at 12fps of yeah star chef, cheffin n tri raddin

there’s a lot more to tell ya but i’ll leave it at this for now.

xo treat



today in treatland

ever wonder whats goin on in treatland, well now you can take a look inside the kingdom and have at least somewhat of a scant better idea, at least for today not tomorrow……. here !

benji n rodney derbi laguna in treatland

this is not a coupon for treats hq treatland but its still awesome!



treats at treats …. TODAY

today from high noon to 1:30/2 ish satellite republic will be making treats at treats, 3069 17th st.

you should come and have lunch

its weds today

treat out

star chef star cheffin satellite republic