Filed under: AMAZING TALES, derbi, funny states n places, parts updater, sale happy time!!!!, shipping dept, spendin what ya dont got oh joy, stoney | Tags: derbi variant flat reed pipes, i'm about to have to have TACO cause im in CLUB TACO, lets treat now, some hobbit pipes, some new shirts n stuff yeah
its july 4th today and this is your second official notice that we are CLOSED today. there will be no UPS or USPS pickups today. all orders up till about thursday july 3rd at noon went out in july 3rds mail. not bad at all for these busy summer days. this doesn’t mean we still won’t be working today. i’m going to sneak some work in today when no one’s looking …check out some parts, unpack a few boxes, answer another few thousand emails. just the usual.
its been a super busy few weeks in treatland, i’m sure this is a big surprise to you. even with these busy busy summer days and with multiple people out on vacations and adventures etc etc (mandatory to adventure and vacation in treatland) our shipping times have been verrry nice. having everything we sell in stock right in front of us in the warehouse and a crack team of bad dudes in shipping ensures that we are never more than 24 to 36 hours behind on shipping lately. do you know how the shipping dept in treatland works? good, cause i can’t tell you as i was sworn to secrecy 7 years ago when i took my oath to uphold the vows of thee kingdom. it was a messy ritual, lots of blood, guts n grease. oh shit i can’t tell you about that either. right now i’m debating on writing about oaths and the vows of the kingdom or tellin you about moped parts and stuff and crap i guess i am supposed to be writing about moped parts so …
a few weeks ago we got these new amazing tshirts!!!! nice work bob !
i’ve been collecting tomahawk cup videos to make sure they don’t vanish into the depths of the internet forever lost, here’s another i found…
don’t forget tomahawk cup is happening again next year.. not sure on what weekend in may but prob like mid may i would guess. i hear the attendance might be limited so make sure you register as soon as the dates are set. should be insane next year and forever more of course.
there’s a new pipe for the new cylinder we had made… new new new MLM H95 sidebleed pipe specifically for the modified metrakit 47mm cylinder for hobbit, camino etc. this cylinder is insane, one of our faves.. which is why we had it modified and made for both hobbit and peugeot 103 since previously only derbi flat reed dudes got to enjoy it. this H95 sidebleed begins the new era of H95 and BK100 sidebleeds with the new 1 inch sidebleed exit. i can’t remember what it was before but the new 1 inch is of course bigger and better!!!
it seems like so long ago already but i forgot to mention that me n jimmy n rodney got to go to the rally in denver, thanks for all the lovely times dudes, awesome to see you all!!!!!!!! we’ll try n make it to more rallies, but we’re workin so hard for you beauties all the time that its hard to get away!!!!!
oh almost forgot, we received some sick new derbi flat reed pipes… wow, incredible!
this is all the news that is currently fit to print i believe. therefore this transmission is now over.
(just in case anyone is reading this use code “taco” to get 10% off for the rest of july 4th only! ONLY! plz don’t email us and ask for exceptions, or reverse discount will apply to you and only you)
Filed under: AMAZING TALES, black, sale happy time!!!!, shipping dept, treat lore, treat theory, usps | Tags: a shipping update 4 u, dirt, i am so tired, moped tat, polini cp carburetor, tomahawk cup, trans america trail
for no particular reason we are going to have a sale on polini CP carburetors sunday/monday. this will benefit very few of you (especially since its 8pm sunday hehe) and therefore hopefully not make too much extra work for us. those constant deal hunters will be happy tho and all of you that have been waiting to try these amazing new carbs will finally have your chance, in the summer no less. lets take off hmm $30 off any CP carb which will bring some to as low as $100 except for the pricey 24mm CP, true bummer that one costs so much!! oh well. if you haven’t read up on these carbs do some research and you’ll find all you need to know. i just put a 17.5mm on my laguna today to check out. use the code “cp” to get your $30 off, till monday at midnite. i used a simple code so you wouldn’t have any problems mispelin it. spend saved money on a nice date, for your loved one or yourself, doesn’t matter to me.
before we get too distracted with anything else lets make an official note here that TREATLAND will be closed this friday as a bunch of us will be away in denver at the rally, find more info on this here i would guess, but i didn’t read it so i don’t know what you are actually going to find out. this also means you should get your orders in early this week so we can have them out before we leave. a few of us will still be in the kingdom shipping but please take it easy on us and order early in the week if you can. thank you in advance, the people of treatland.
another video from the tomahawk cup to check out for those of you that couldn’t make it up above and the continuing adventures of the TAT below
i think this is it for now, i’ve been in the warehouse workin all weekend – shipping, organizing, cleaning, n i am beat. time to get back to the virtual treatland for me, this concludes this episode, one job concluded another began, and so on, and so forth, forever unto thee kingdom, blessed treat gods. be on the lookout for some new parts n treats this week as we will almost have the full team back. willy is still out on the TAT, but we will get to see him in denver and make sure those blk blk rats haven’t corrupted him too much, hopefully just enough. oh by the way jack started working at treatland a few months ago.. you might know him from his UPS magnum scooter..hehe..
Filed under: alive, AMAZING TALES, sale happy time!!!!, shipping dept, stoney | Tags: hal, must b a shippin update, stoney, TAT, trans america trail
you know those holidays that everyone takes off and enjoys themselves outside in the sun? the ones where the banks close and USPS stops picking up and UPS even takes a day off? those are the days we usually get more work done than most other days at treats. with the doors shut we pretend to be closed for the day, but actually its madness within the treat lair. no memorial day holiday for us, so you will get your shipments quicker…how does that make you feel? i bet you feel pretty good, so go enjoy a nice cup of coffee and some sticky buns. we are still about 3 days behind on orders due to the sale which is a bummer, but we’re doin the best we can. in the future we can consider not having sales if you like? what do you think, 3 day delay on shipping for a week or no sales? tough choice huh? we’ll convene a committee have a meeting and think this one over. to begin to conclude this shipping update we are hoping to get caught up to weds evening by friday putting us around 2 days behind. I think i’m going to go in on sat and sun and do some shipping myself even as i have been stuck in the virtual land of treats for so long.. all these screens n keyboards, man i hope they unplug me and let me ship soon and leave my hal like state. i was human once. maybe if i beg them friday morning they will let me out to ship packages. conclusion of shipping update.
TAT riders, thanks alex for the photo!
its been a close call in the battle to see who can lead the pack in documenting the TAT whilst on the move but it seems like we have a winner!!! from now on plz refer to get blatzed for all your TAT updates along the way. as if tryin to ride the TAT wasn’t enough of a mission, have you ever tried to regularly update a blog??? now thats some serious shit. over the course of the coming months we will be including some words and photos from the TAT, but i do encourage all of you interested readers to continue to get blatzed tumblr and ohhh yes http://instagram.com/get_blatzed too!!!!! we are super excited to be a part of adventures like this, nothin better than sleepin outside in the dirt for months and wandering the dirt roads of the world, oh do i miss it.
you’ll be able to see things like willy from treats makin a pot of coffee on the side of the road while using his camping stove to heat up a bearing and rebuild a hobbit engine!! wtf!!! this is life!!!
my last update, sure to please long time followers of the kingdom is this news piece from today i received from our one and only stoney. for sure it wouldn’t have been the first time i’d seen stoney running barefoot in the streets. or the word “frenzy” in the same paragraph with stoney for that matter. how anyone makes it in the news so much i don’t know, must be a special one.
there’s a ton of new parts at the store, new shipments, etc but we are too busy shipping so they will wait till next week to make an appearance. sorry!
Filed under: AMAZING TALES, club taco, dead stock, hit the pipe, sale happy time!!!!, spendin what ya dont got oh joy, stoney, things from my fridge, YO TACO | Tags: end of the year, end of the year sale, go off road in the desert or something, is the end of the year?, les treat, star cheffin, the end is the year, the year end sale, the year is ending, years end
in celebration of this most amazing 2012 and the wonders of 2013 to come the independent kingdom of treatland would like to offer you 10% off any order and free shipping on your orders over $150 from today until the end of the year.
to get these discounts use the coupon code “2012” to get 10% off any order you make and the coupon code “freeship” to get free shipping on any order over $150 (USA only for free ship coupon, sorry international dudes, no free ship for you, contact me for your special bonus though!).
notations : coupons valid from time received until the end of 2012, coupons not valid for dealers, free shipping will ship by our chosen method (ups ground, USPS parcel post, USPS priority), club taco points will NOT be accumulated during the sale, coupons should be entered at the time the order is placed in the box marked “secret code goes here”.
final notation which you should PLEASE NOTE : we are closed from tomorrow (saturday) until weds so everyone can take a break for the new year holiday and because tuesday UPS and USPS are closed. more than likely we will still do some shipping in this period, but what this more so means is your packages will start shipping next weds AM with our full shipping team on the job. no whiney or your account will be set up for 2013 with a reverse discount and “special handling fee” added to each shipment.
2012 has been an incredible year in treatland, and we, the people of treatland, would like to thank you all for your support. if there is anything we can do to make treatland a better place please let us know, we love to get ideas on what we can do to improve your adventures in the kingdom.
i hope i don’t need to remind anyone at this point but for like 2 years now you’ve been earning 5% back in store credit on all your purchases (except those made during sales). to see how much $$$$$$$$$ you have saved up check here . i always love it when i am organizing and researching things and i find a customer that has like $200 in club taco points and probably doesn’t even know it. use it up man! free parts for you you you and you. this makes me happy. the words discount, free and coupon make me start to drool almost with frenzied excitement. i know you feel the same. yeah i do.
for your entertainment a video from our friends at 12fps of yeah star chef, cheffin n tri raddin
there’s a lot more to tell ya but i’ll leave it at this for now.
Filed under: AMAZING TALES, sale happy time!!!!, shipping dept, spendin what ya dont got oh joy, YO TACO | Tags: piles of paper, sale time, shipping update, so many boxes
hey ya just so you know we’re at least 3 days or so behind shipping right now due to the holiday and the madness of the sale. we all came in sunday to try to get a head start on everything for the week, but we are still going to be a little behind. very sorry, but hey at least you all scored some good deals and get free shipping. later this week we’ll be caught up and return to shipping out new orders within a few hours as always.
Filed under: AMAZING TALES, beasts, black, club taco, cobra, hit the pipe, new, parts updater, sale happy time!!!!, treat lore, treat theory, YO TACO | Tags: advanced treatin, club taco, coupon, coupon code, discount, free ship, kingdom of treatout, my coffee is getting cold while i write this and the sun is shining on me, treatland
the people of treatland wish to announce that from now until tuesday morning you can get 18% off anything you can find in our store with the coupon code ‘treatout’ then since double coupon-ing is double funtimes x 2, use the code ‘freeship’ to get free shipping on any order over $150!!!!
please note! free shipping is only valid in the domestic US (sorry international dudes, hawaii and alaska). free shipping will ship by whatever method we use – this could be priority mail, USPS parcel post, USPS first class, or UPS ground. We are closed from weds night to monday AM this week so everyone can take a break for the holiday. there will be a shipping delay due to this! so no whining please. dealers these coupons are not valid for you, sorry. oh and club taco points will not be accumulated for purchases during the sale.
thanks again for the amazzzing year so far from all of us at treatland. please let us know anytime if you have any ideas or advice for us on how we can make things better!!! xo treat
Filed under: AMAZING TALES, sale happy time!!!!, spendin what ya dont got oh joy, treat lore, treat theory, YO TACO | Tags: $, coupon code coupon code plz give me a coupon code, free, i'm going to have dal bhat for breakfast now, its almost the end of the year oh boy, what, who loves
In order to enable everyone to get all the deals they can in before the end of the year we’re extending the 10% off sale and free shipping over $150 until the end of the year which is i believe around 12/31/11.
The codes are the same – just enter ‘treatsplz’ for the instant 5% off, then other 5% off will appear in your taco pile when the order ships. For free domestic US shipping just enter ‘freeship’ once your cart totals $150 or more and your order will ship for free (domestic US only, sorry hawaii, alaska n intl dudes). For free shipping please make sure your address is valid for both UPS and USPS, as we will ship by the best possible method, or alert us in your order notes if you need an alternate address used for a certain carrier.
If you don’t know what club taco is LOOK HERE :
you’ve been saving 5% on every purchase for over a year now….so if you somehow missed this, well you have quite a few tacos = gold = free moped parts = oh happy days?
Don’t forget if you want to ensure some savings at a later date you can always grab a gift certificate now and get the discount, then grab what you need later. hmm seems like a good deal to me?
We are closed for shipping today, but starting tomorrow AM all orders from the weekend will begin shipping.
As always if you have any questions or requests email us at firstname.lastname@example.org
thanks again for all your support!!!!!!! xo treats