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spring time, sale time, moped go very slow

from the desk of the official treat press bureau

april 3rd, 2021

spring sale to take place april 2nd 6pm until april 11th 11:59pm. use code mopedgoveryslow for 15% discount.

help make all these moped parts go away so we can make room for more moped parts

treatland to be closed monday april 5th for one of the numerous treatland mental healthy holidays throughout the year.

expect shipping delays due to aforementioned sale and closure and because we are all very tired.

enjoy this jawa video, turn on your best drone in another browser window and meditate away to the jawa

we are working on the technology to do this in reverse in real life. yes your moped will put itself together magically!!

In other unrelated news, new 1.40-17 complete spoke wheels have arrived. Well almost complete, no brake plates yet. You can use these on Puch, Motobecane, Peugeot and probably some other bikes I’m forgetting. Just reuse your old 80mm brake plates and for MBK/103 you may need to do some spacing and prob want to use the right sprocket to get the dishing correct. We will do some research on mbk/103 one day when we have some time and figure that out exactly for you, uhhh yeah ok. These are an updated heavy duty version of the original leleu puch rims/hubs the likes of which the world has not before seen. Over the past 15 years of treating all the “complete” spoke rims we have seen come our way usually sucked, so we made these and it seems they do not suck. Good work treat. Also don’t forget you can match these perfectly with the front disc rims we made in 2020!!!

I’m sure there is more I could say, but its 7:35am and I haven’t gotten out of bed or had any coffee or anything so I’m gonna do that now if that is ok with you and I promise as always I’ll be back later.



Puch days of summer

a puch maxi fan sends in their 2017 ode to maxi “puch days of summer”

teaser update for 2018

full 2018 version coming soon i hear. what will happen to all these maxis in 2018? we gotta know!!!!

good work Ian Avery-Leaf & everyone else who worked on this! make more!!!

Rodney says “soundtrack should be metal.”

 



Rumor has it that they’re alien ancestors guiding us towards the Brappppp

treatland review #1

puch magnum limited
treatland review #2


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Best dudes in the known galaxy. I have seen them save a baby unicorn and release it back into the universe with a brand new MLM pipe ripping off into Orion’s belt. Rumor has it that they’re alien ancestors guiding us towards the Brappppp.


dual bing carb puch gilardoni cylinder intake, the self confidence booster you can’t live without

brandi (treat class of ’07) returns to treatland after a hiatus in the hills only to be mystified by the new puch dual bing gilardoni intake. my how things have changed in all these years of treating. note mysterious plate of tater tots / engine case in foreground. hmm.

 

puch gilardoni dual bing intake

treatland tattoo with puch dual bing gilardoni cylinder intake

 

find it in our virtual world now! find it in our virtual world now! find it in our virtual world now!

It is generally considered most mopeders have now mastered the tuning of one single carburetor on one single moped (FALSE), therefore I commissioned the wizards at MLM to create the first in our line of more challenging moped parts, for those who have done it all and seen it all, and are truly bad dudes. Now with this self confidence boosting intake from MLM you can go back to the old days when tuning a carb was a challenge and you weren’t quite sure how best to run that throttle cable into your bing.. cause yeah you got some shit to figure out here!!! Do I make it so they both open at once? Or one for now and one for later? Do I just pretend to make one run so it looks really cool cause I can’t figure out how to setup two?? Lots of decisions, which we, the people of treatland, have, in our kindness, provided for you to alleviate your winter boredom. enjoy! courtesy MLM + treatland, international friend of moped.