Filed under: AMAZING TALES, derbi, funny states n places, parts updater, sale happy time!!!!, shipping dept, spendin what ya dont got oh joy, stoney | Tags: derbi variant flat reed pipes, i'm about to have to have TACO cause im in CLUB TACO, lets treat now, some hobbit pipes, some new shirts n stuff yeah
its july 4th today and this is your second official notice that we are CLOSED today. there will be no UPS or USPS pickups today. all orders up till about thursday july 3rd at noon went out in july 3rds mail. not bad at all for these busy summer days. this doesn’t mean we still won’t be working today. i’m going to sneak some work in today when no one’s looking …check out some parts, unpack a few boxes, answer another few thousand emails. just the usual.
its been a super busy few weeks in treatland, i’m sure this is a big surprise to you. even with these busy busy summer days and with multiple people out on vacations and adventures etc etc (mandatory to adventure and vacation in treatland) our shipping times have been verrry nice. having everything we sell in stock right in front of us in the warehouse and a crack team of bad dudes in shipping ensures that we are never more than 24 to 36 hours behind on shipping lately. do you know how the shipping dept in treatland works? good, cause i can’t tell you as i was sworn to secrecy 7 years ago when i took my oath to uphold the vows of thee kingdom. it was a messy ritual, lots of blood, guts n grease. oh shit i can’t tell you about that either. right now i’m debating on writing about oaths and the vows of the kingdom or tellin you about moped parts and stuff and crap i guess i am supposed to be writing about moped parts so …
a few weeks ago we got these new amazing tshirts!!!! nice work bob !
i’ve been collecting tomahawk cup videos to make sure they don’t vanish into the depths of the internet forever lost, here’s another i found…
don’t forget tomahawk cup is happening again next year.. not sure on what weekend in may but prob like mid may i would guess. i hear the attendance might be limited so make sure you register as soon as the dates are set. should be insane next year and forever more of course.
there’s a new pipe for the new cylinder we had made… new new new MLM H95 sidebleed pipe specifically for the modified metrakit 47mm cylinder for hobbit, camino etc. this cylinder is insane, one of our faves.. which is why we had it modified and made for both hobbit and peugeot 103 since previously only derbi flat reed dudes got to enjoy it. this H95 sidebleed begins the new era of H95 and BK100 sidebleeds with the new 1 inch sidebleed exit. i can’t remember what it was before but the new 1 inch is of course bigger and better!!!
it seems like so long ago already but i forgot to mention that me n jimmy n rodney got to go to the rally in denver, thanks for all the lovely times dudes, awesome to see you all!!!!!!!! we’ll try n make it to more rallies, but we’re workin so hard for you beauties all the time that its hard to get away!!!!!
oh almost forgot, we received some sick new derbi flat reed pipes… wow, incredible!
this is all the news that is currently fit to print i believe. therefore this transmission is now over.
(just in case anyone is reading this use code “taco” to get 10% off for the rest of july 4th only! ONLY! plz don’t email us and ask for exceptions, or reverse discount will apply to you and only you)
Filed under: AMAZING TALES, beasts, black, club taco, cobra, hit the pipe, new, parts updater, sale happy time!!!!, treat lore, treat theory, YO TACO | Tags: advanced treatin, club taco, coupon, coupon code, discount, free ship, kingdom of treatout, my coffee is getting cold while i write this and the sun is shining on me, treatland
the people of treatland wish to announce that from now until tuesday morning you can get 18% off anything you can find in our store with the coupon code ‘treatout’ then since double coupon-ing is double funtimes x 2, use the code ‘freeship’ to get free shipping on any order over $150!!!!
please note! free shipping is only valid in the domestic US (sorry international dudes, hawaii and alaska). free shipping will ship by whatever method we use – this could be priority mail, USPS parcel post, USPS first class, or UPS ground. We are closed from weds night to monday AM this week so everyone can take a break for the holiday. there will be a shipping delay due to this! so no whining please. dealers these coupons are not valid for you, sorry. oh and club taco points will not be accumulated for purchases during the sale.
thanks again for the amazzzing year so far from all of us at treatland. please let us know anytime if you have any ideas or advice for us on how we can make things better!!! xo treat
Filed under: AMAZING TALES, beasts, dead stock, new, parts updater, things from my fridge, treat lore, treat theory | Tags: 67 6416, awesome, back from dead zombies invade, camino race gears, hobbit, hobbit race gears, honda, malossi race gears, pa50 race gears, treatland reanimator program
malossi honda hobbit, PA50, PA50II, & camino race gears for moooorrreee speed, even more than you already think you have. why i haven’t seen these since treats was in my bedroom!! long discontinued, and thanks to your friends in treatland they’ve decided to pay us a special visit from the grave. welcome back to TREATLAND, we missed you.
ok now time to enjoy and watch the hobbits of the world get a few more mph, just in time for some late summer rallies n fun times ahhh awesome.
Filed under: alive, AMAZING TALES, bad, beasts, black, club taco, funny states n places, hit the pipe, new, parts updater, reviews, spendin what ya dont got oh joy, stoney, things from my fridge, treat lore, treat theory, YO TACO | Tags: boris portnoy, ganging out, georgian treats, kachapuri, salt for svaneti, satellite republic, star chef, star cheffin, taco taco, tkemali, treat out, treated, treatin, treatish, treatly, treaty, whose treats our treats
once again the land of treats births another moped capable of making actual treats … rumors pass through the kingdom that perhaps the true nature of mopeds is, asides from blastin, actually making tasty treats. oh who woulda thought.
remember when we thought the point of mopeds was to get to the treats faster, how does that work when the moped is aaaa makin the treats? this one even has a tandoor oven built into it. i always wanted one of those in my backyard, i gotta get a backyard first though i guess.
one thing i know so far, the treat capable mopeds sure aren’t moving too fast, so even the slowest batavus will be able to hunt down any treat mobiles. did i actually see new parts in treatland that are not new cylinders or new pipes, no new mag wheels or carbs but the much talked about maxi conversion kit for turning any maxi (newport, s, k, II, n, nostalgia only) into hi speed treat making devices? I think i did? well, for sure tomorrow at the kingdoms sister store NO. (389 VALENCIA) you can enjoy treats made by our very own star chef, and you can read all about it and more here.
readers of one of my favorite books ever, flatbreads and flavors, will already be well versed on the kachapuri made by our beloved star chef.
what we’re all really waitin for though is the rumored late summer face off between treat grasso’s ciao porter 64cc treat machine and star chef’s minarelli V1 80cc satellite republic, total treat out.
the big question though on the grease smacked lips of all is what will happen if the dark horse treat, brandi, and his maxi tri rad appear, this could throw the city into a treating frenzy it might perhaps not recover from.
Filed under: AMAZING TALES, beasts, hit the pipe, new, parts updater, shipping dept, stoney, things from my fridge, treat lore, treat theory | Tags: contact a devil, infectious treatland tattoo horror, lifestyle yeah really lifestyle ha noo, making contact with the undead moped, master of shipping glory daze, moped spirit finder, motion left pipes, talking mopeds in treatland, tshirts
oh good morning to you from treatland, there’s been a nasty rash of treat tattoos appearing lately, just this am i found this amidst the emails of treatland
i think its some kinda bacterial infection that causes treat tattoos to occur in thee most pious, watch out careful careful hati hati when coming near these individuals.
of course piles of new parts came in this week, not as much as last week which jimmy is thankful for, but still lots of interesting new parts we’ve all been dreamin about i think?? we did for a few brief hours even have some tshirts from the GLG, but well that didn’t last long. more on the way hopefully?
from the thrilling heights of lifestyle fashion accessories we move on to a rather more mundane, yet crucial piece, everyones favorite … gaskets oh shit!!!!! we have about 8% more gaskets than we did a week ago, including a ton for honda, even full sets for the NU50 express and NC50 express and of course all the hobbits of the world.
you’ll also find new gasket sets for minarelli, derbi, and hmm oh yes um demm smiley even ! of course, due to the volume of madness here at treats expect to find an error here and there, we couldn’t possibly know everything ya know? so email us and let us know if you find a mistake, we’re working on compiling our coffee table book of everything you ever needed to know about everything moped and more but its going to be a few more ummm years till you can get it n wow everyone. so forgive us for our stupidity, we’re tryin and only half of us are robots or non human i think.
movin right thru the weeks parts i see we have a big pile of motion left pipes that have arrived
whoa center bleed for minarelli V1 even, nuts, what is this world comin to. man its craaazzzy to think if you just didn’t look at treatland for the past year, like if you were stuck in a basement by your parents for being bad, or tied up as a sex slave all year (you know who i’m talking about right?), what you would find now upon reaching a comp again. i think we’ve increased our stocks by something like 1500-2000 new parts. i can hardly imagine what that looks like, except actually, i know, and its not a pretty sight at all. oh ok it is, kinda. there’s even some realllly lovely stainless limited edition pipes as well
i’m sure there’s more yeah i mean i know there is, but i have some other tasks at hand! i can’t sit around here all day uploading photos when i have emails to answer ya know? just in case you didn’t know there’s more treatland out there than you knew, oh well, kind of… it seems former master of shipping jimmy nolan took it upon himself to create a facebook for treats oh my oh no arhg ! horror! so you can go be friends with him, if you want, it seems he’s putting it to good use by uploading photos of his glory days as master of shipping lately, haa! maybe if he makes more friends he will be more inspired and share some of the shocking tales of intrigue and gossip to occur within the land of treat. who knows?? ! and if you want to still delve deeper into that kinda world you can even go to yelp and read all 6 tales of treatland and hey thank your favorite, everyones favorite the magical shipping dept!!!!!!! myself i’m going to read cooking blogs or something and day dream of treats i can eat. oh which reminds me portland has lost a brave forward thinking machine and mopeder in the past week, the treat machine returns to its birthplace (i think??) SF TREATLAND. is there really a 3 wheel ciao porter thats a taco truck?
Filed under: alive, AMAZING TALES, beasts, club taco, new, parts updater, things from my fridge, treat theory | Tags: athena, cylinders, japan, malossi reed upgrades for puch! peugeot! tomos! oh joy, moped, ohh yes, ohhh dear, oohhh no, sachs, vespa
so far this week a few interesting parts to take note of, firstly new reed sets for the malossi 4 petal for puch, tomos, peugeot, motobecane, whatever you have. these new reed sets are in .30mm and .35mm so you can either replace the .30mm you’ve been using forever or use the .35mm which you probably wanted anyway but didn’t want to cut yourself.
oh can’t forget a new sachs kit, i mean when was the last time we saw a new sachs cylinder kit??? 48mm 80cc single ring piston port for 505 and 504, perhaps this one isn’t quite as beastly as the athena 48mm reed version, and is perfecto? we will soon find out, hopefully someone decides to try it soon.
a bunch of new vespa cylinders also appeared, athena for 10 and 12mm wrist pins, 38.4mm, 43mm, 46mm… pretty much all you could ever need, perhaps? they look super nice, lotsa ports, nikasil coating, usual excellent athena quality.
hmm there’s piles of new parts we haven’t had the time to add to the store yet, slowly coming little by little a few more each day to add to the kingdom. send in your requests thru the store if there’s anything you want us to try to search out. there’s some new buttons on the site, thanks to the minister of buttons, they’ll be changing around over the next few days n weeks so don’t push the wrong one and end up in taco land when you wanted to be in the new parts.
otherwise hmm some things i saw lately
n thats all for now, just a brief updating of some new items to appear.
Filed under: alive, AMAZING TALES, hit the pipe, new, parts updater, things from my fridge, treat theory
hmm there’s a problem in treatland lately, you see so many new things keep appearing here and overwhelming us that i’m afraid they are getting lost in the ever growing maze of treatland. i mean how are you really going to find these
i mean who is going to go searching for goggles?? ridiculous ! lucky for you our patented trademarked copyrighted treat machine super computer could find them for you in half a second if you wanted, but i doubt you’ll be searching for goggles unless its 2am and the sun, is, err really bright and there’s a dust storm of toxic sludge brewin out on the horizon. anyway for those of you really bored or really curious i recommend you follow this link to look thru 13 pages of 396 items, and its more fun if you start on page 13 and work yer way back, so much odd weird stuff back there in the depths of the kingdom. hmm anyway, as far as interesting things to appear and almost immediately disappear into the vortex lately —
a real bolt on tomos A3 44mm cylinder kit by airsal, oh la la finally, took awhile for us to make this one appear, but its here now, 10mm wrist pin and all.
i can’t believe we aren’t sold out of these yet, i love things like this, these are freakin huge, all the cool chopper dudezzz parts get sent to japan anyway, oh well ! as my time in treatland passes i find i get excited by the most disturbing things, the parts that are the strangest and most beautifully obscene, a sign of my descending madness.
well we all know what that is, magnum LTD dashboard now at a much more reasonable price. makes a nice speedo mount + cup holder if you are too poor for a tach.
ugh what a monstrosity, only from the evil minds of BLK BLK could something like this appear, have they no respect for the way things are supposed to be?? treat 45mm reed kit with a dio 26mm reed block welded on?? shit!! chk the reviews for updated info, more of these on the way soon!
got a bunch of kawasaki AR50 parts in recently, we had a few requests from people so why not ohh why not?
oh rats, you see even i can’t remember everything interesting that’s appeared lately…
ah here we go, this appeared yesterday, its realllllly suppppper beautiful, very pleasing brown pleather covering, seems thicker to my touches than other seat coverings, but i could be mind controling myself. regardless very nice and perfect for all you classy types out there or those of ya tired of seeing endless black seats.
and yet another seat, there was one of the original puch versions of these in the store yesterday, identical length, and just slightly wider in the front otherwise its verrrry similar to that seat, you know the puch 1.5 buddies seat, the one everyone likes no one dislikes and is hard to find? the one found on some maxis, swingers, pintos ..yeep that one. i don’t know whats up with the mounting on the bottom, looks like it will require lil craftiness, but at this point thats the least of anyones worries. enjoy.
oh and can’t forget treat pipe version 1. read the reviews on these for more info…the chrome one is so blinding it makes me ill. i sent one to louisville for the bandits rally raffle (along with some other treats too of course) check it out there if ya like.