Filed under: AMAZING TALES, club taco, dead stock, hit the pipe, sale happy time!!!!, spendin what ya dont got oh joy, stoney, things from my fridge, YO TACO | Tags: end of the year, end of the year sale, go off road in the desert or something, is the end of the year?, les treat, star cheffin, the end is the year, the year end sale, the year is ending, years end
in celebration of this most amazing 2012 and the wonders of 2013 to come the independent kingdom of treatland would like to offer you 10% off any order and free shipping on your orders over $150 from today until the end of the year.
to get these discounts use the coupon code “2012” to get 10% off any order you make and the coupon code “freeship” to get free shipping on any order over $150 (USA only for free ship coupon, sorry international dudes, no free ship for you, contact me for your special bonus though!).
notations : coupons valid from time received until the end of 2012, coupons not valid for dealers, free shipping will ship by our chosen method (ups ground, USPS parcel post, USPS priority), club taco points will NOT be accumulated during the sale, coupons should be entered at the time the order is placed in the box marked “secret code goes here”.
final notation which you should PLEASE NOTE : we are closed from tomorrow (saturday) until weds so everyone can take a break for the new year holiday and because tuesday UPS and USPS are closed. more than likely we will still do some shipping in this period, but what this more so means is your packages will start shipping next weds AM with our full shipping team on the job. no whiney or your account will be set up for 2013 with a reverse discount and “special handling fee” added to each shipment.
2012 has been an incredible year in treatland, and we, the people of treatland, would like to thank you all for your support. if there is anything we can do to make treatland a better place please let us know, we love to get ideas on what we can do to improve your adventures in the kingdom.
i hope i don’t need to remind anyone at this point but for like 2 years now you’ve been earning 5% back in store credit on all your purchases (except those made during sales). to see how much $$$$$$$$$ you have saved up check here . i always love it when i am organizing and researching things and i find a customer that has like $200 in club taco points and probably doesn’t even know it. use it up man! free parts for you you you and you. this makes me happy. the words discount, free and coupon make me start to drool almost with frenzied excitement. i know you feel the same. yeah i do.
for your entertainment a video from our friends at 12fps of yeah star chef, cheffin n tri raddin
there’s a lot more to tell ya but i’ll leave it at this for now.
xo treat
Filed under: AMAZING TALES, beasts, black, club taco, cobra, hit the pipe, new, parts updater, sale happy time!!!!, treat lore, treat theory, YO TACO | Tags: advanced treatin, club taco, coupon, coupon code, discount, free ship, kingdom of treatout, my coffee is getting cold while i write this and the sun is shining on me, treatland
the people of treatland wish to announce that from now until tuesday morning you can get 18% off anything you can find in our store with the coupon code ‘treatout’ then since double coupon-ing is double funtimes x 2, use the code ‘freeship’ to get free shipping on any order over $150!!!!
please note! free shipping is only valid in the domestic US (sorry international dudes, hawaii and alaska). free shipping will ship by whatever method we use – this could be priority mail, USPS parcel post, USPS first class, or UPS ground. We are closed from weds night to monday AM this week so everyone can take a break for the holiday. there will be a shipping delay due to this! so no whining please. dealers these coupons are not valid for you, sorry. oh and club taco points will not be accumulated for purchases during the sale.
thanks again for the amazzzing year so far from all of us at treatland. please let us know anytime if you have any ideas or advice for us on how we can make things better!!! xo treat
Filed under: AMAZING TALES, club taco, derbi, funny states n places, hit the pipe, new, photo, shipping dept, spendin what ya dont got oh joy, stoney, things from my fridge, treat lore, treat theory, YO TACO | Tags: derbi laguna x 2 =, i see treats all over like snow blindness but treat blindness, letsss treat, views inside the hidden kingdom of treatland
ever wonder whats goin on in treatland, well now you can take a look inside the kingdom and have at least somewhat of a scant better idea, at least for today not tomorrow……. here !
Filed under: AMAZING TALES, bad, club taco, hit the pipe, new, spendin what ya dont got oh joy, stoney, treat lore, treat theory, YO TACO | Tags: georgian club taco, i'm going to have a kachapuri with a little pickle on top for my lunch today oh boy, satellite republic, star cheffin, treat out, treated, treatin, treatly, treats at treats
today from high noon to 1:30/2 ish satellite republic will be making treats at treats, 3069 17th st.
you should come and have lunch
its weds today
treat out
Filed under: alive, AMAZING TALES, bad, beasts, black, club taco, funny states n places, hit the pipe, new, parts updater, reviews, spendin what ya dont got oh joy, stoney, things from my fridge, treat lore, treat theory, YO TACO | Tags: boris portnoy, ganging out, georgian treats, kachapuri, salt for svaneti, satellite republic, star chef, star cheffin, taco taco, tkemali, treat out, treated, treatin, treatish, treatly, treaty, whose treats our treats
once again the land of treats births another moped capable of making actual treats … rumors pass through the kingdom that perhaps the true nature of mopeds is, asides from blastin, actually making tasty treats. oh who woulda thought.
remember when we thought the point of mopeds was to get to the treats faster, how does that work when the moped is aaaa makin the treats? this one even has a tandoor oven built into it. i always wanted one of those in my backyard, i gotta get a backyard first though i guess.
this is a flat bread cookin in a tandoor!!!! treat out!
one thing i know so far, the treat capable mopeds sure aren’t moving too fast, so even the slowest batavus will be able to hunt down any treat mobiles. did i actually see new parts in treatland that are not new cylinders or new pipes, no new mag wheels or carbs but the much talked about maxi conversion kit for turning any maxi (newport, s, k, II, n, nostalgia only) into hi speed treat making devices? I think i did? well, for sure tomorrow at the kingdoms sister store NO. (389 VALENCIA) you can enjoy treats made by our very own star chef, and you can read all about it and more here.
this is a sandwich!! looks like CLUB GEORGIAN TACO to me tho!!
readers of one of my favorite books ever, flatbreads and flavors, will already be well versed on the kachapuri made by our beloved star chef.
this is imeruli khachipuri, with adjika on top!!!!!
what we’re all really waitin for though is the rumored late summer face off between treat grasso’s ciao porter 64cc treat machine and star chef’s minarelli V1 80cc satellite republic, total treat out.
this is a treat machine, it makes tacos!!
the big question though on the grease smacked lips of all is what will happen if the dark horse treat, brandi, and his maxi tri rad appear, this could throw the city into a treating frenzy it might perhaps not recover from.
Filed under: AMAZING TALES, beasts, funny states n places, hit the pipe, motobecane, peugeot, stoney, treat lore, treat theory | Tags: bonneville, moped, salt flats, southsiders MC, team no gear, time for a TREAT break, tomahawk mopeds, tomahawk tuning, yepp racerz
its a holiday today it seems, USPS and UPS are takin a break, so don’t be alarmed if you don’t get any tracking info on your shipments till tomorrow AM. we’re still workin of course, getting caught up from all the previous weeks madness and our brief lil break in sac. more on the rally in sacramento later once stoney sends me some photos, but for now lets see hmm. well it would be quite difficult to convey all the amazing new parts that have appeared in treats in the past few weeks, there’s tons of them that i can’t even really believe and they’re slowly making their way up onto the site. by the time they are all up, there will be more so i could probably write the same thing almost every week, anyway whatever by now you know how it works, the continual flow of strange pieces from around the world into our little kingdom. of course i’ve been hearing of this problem lately where people get lost in the kingdom and get so turned around and backwards they have no idea where they are or what part they are looking for anymore. to help those of you who find yourselves lost i added more clutter to the site, oh yay, as stealthily as possible you’ll notice a little
button under the
click away on remember and this part will be stored away in a list of parts you wanna remember for another day. hopefully it helps for those of you who get lost. just remember not to go adding thousands of parts, as then you’ll be right back where you started, totally lost. i bet you’ll probably end up with something a lot like mine anyway…
i got an interesting email from our beloved treat, star chef boris portnoy, a few days ago about another pastry chef and some hiiii speeds mbk speed record attempts at bonneville, not sure how this hasn’t surfaced before, maybe it has, who knows, anyway check out all this madness on southsiders MC about team no gear. nuts !!
thanks for the story n photos southsiders…
christophe at tomahawk mopeds added some more info on this beast yesterday as well. if you haven’t visited the tomahawk blog yet then hmm not really sure what type a moped blogs you are looking at? or maybe you’re busy mopedin, yep that must be it. one of the best blogs in the US these day full of soo much constantly growing info for all you frenchies especially yepp. check it out and you’ll learn something for sure. plus look at this amazing painting his dad painted of him racing, sick.
time for a break, more on parts and sac shortly
xo
treat
Filed under: AMAZING TALES, beasts, hit the pipe, new, parts updater, shipping dept, stoney, things from my fridge, treat lore, treat theory | Tags: contact a devil, infectious treatland tattoo horror, lifestyle yeah really lifestyle ha noo, making contact with the undead moped, master of shipping glory daze, moped spirit finder, motion left pipes, talking mopeds in treatland, tshirts
just pretend this sachs headlight is reading all of this to you and you will enjoy it more. sure in treatland mopeds can talk, duh.
oh good morning to you from treatland, there’s been a nasty rash of treat tattoos appearing lately, just this am i found this amidst the emails of treatland
i think its some kinda bacterial infection that causes treat tattoos to occur in thee most pious, watch out careful careful hati hati when coming near these individuals.
of course piles of new parts came in this week, not as much as last week which jimmy is thankful for, but still lots of interesting new parts we’ve all been dreamin about i think?? we did for a few brief hours even have some tshirts from the GLG, but well that didn’t last long. more on the way hopefully?
from the thrilling heights of lifestyle fashion accessories we move on to a rather more mundane, yet crucial piece, everyones favorite … gaskets oh shit!!!!! we have about 8% more gaskets than we did a week ago, including a ton for honda, even full sets for the NU50 express and NC50 express and of course all the hobbits of the world.
you’ll also find new gasket sets for minarelli, derbi, and hmm oh yes um demm smiley even ! of course, due to the volume of madness here at treats expect to find an error here and there, we couldn’t possibly know everything ya know? so email us and let us know if you find a mistake, we’re working on compiling our coffee table book of everything you ever needed to know about everything moped and more but its going to be a few more ummm years till you can get it n wow everyone. so forgive us for our stupidity, we’re tryin and only half of us are robots or non human i think.
movin right thru the weeks parts i see we have a big pile of motion left pipes that have arrived
whoa center bleed for minarelli V1 even, nuts, what is this world comin to. man its craaazzzy to think if you just didn’t look at treatland for the past year, like if you were stuck in a basement by your parents for being bad, or tied up as a sex slave all year (you know who i’m talking about right?), what you would find now upon reaching a comp again. i think we’ve increased our stocks by something like 1500-2000 new parts. i can hardly imagine what that looks like, except actually, i know, and its not a pretty sight at all. oh ok it is, kinda. there’s even some realllly lovely stainless limited edition pipes as well
garelli bad dudes finally bring some intel on the team kits
whats the scoop then bad dudes?
i’m sure there’s more yeah i mean i know there is, but i have some other tasks at hand! i can’t sit around here all day uploading photos when i have emails to answer ya know? just in case you didn’t know there’s more treatland out there than you knew, oh well, kind of… it seems former master of shipping jimmy nolan took it upon himself to create a facebook for treats oh my oh no arhg ! horror! so you can go be friends with him, if you want, it seems he’s putting it to good use by uploading photos of his glory days as master of shipping lately, haa! maybe if he makes more friends he will be more inspired and share some of the shocking tales of intrigue and gossip to occur within the land of treat. who knows?? ! and if you want to still delve deeper into that kinda world you can even go to yelp and read all 6 tales of treatland and hey thank your favorite, everyones favorite the magical shipping dept!!!!!!! myself i’m going to read cooking blogs or something and day dream of treats i can eat. oh which reminds me portland has lost a brave forward thinking machine and mopeder in the past week, the treat machine returns to its birthplace (i think??) SF TREATLAND. is there really a 3 wheel ciao porter thats a taco truck?
for now it slumbers in treatland, oh magical independent kingdom of treatland, i was there last night in my dream i think?
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