Filed under: AMAZING TALES, beasts, funny states n places, things from my fridge, treat lore, treat theory, YO TACO | Tags: a bunch of other stuff from our collection, casserollers, dead possums, dronin, jammertime, les treet, tjt
treatland gift certificate the casserollers made for their rally, insane!
treatland marketing divisions new TJT ad. over 8 weeks of production time, well worth it!
treatland secret code goes here
Filed under: AMAZING TALES, derbi, funny states n places, parts updater, sale happy time!!!!, shipping dept, spendin what ya dont got oh joy, stoney | Tags: derbi variant flat reed pipes, i'm about to have to have TACO cause im in CLUB TACO, lets treat now, some hobbit pipes, some new shirts n stuff yeah
its july 4th today and this is your second official notice that we are CLOSED today. there will be no UPS or USPS pickups today. all orders up till about thursday july 3rd at noon went out in july 3rds mail. not bad at all for these busy summer days. this doesn’t mean we still won’t be working today. i’m going to sneak some work in today when no one’s looking …check out some parts, unpack a few boxes, answer another few thousand emails. just the usual.
its been a super busy few weeks in treatland, i’m sure this is a big surprise to you. even with these busy busy summer days and with multiple people out on vacations and adventures etc etc (mandatory to adventure and vacation in treatland) our shipping times have been verrry nice. having everything we sell in stock right in front of us in the warehouse and a crack team of bad dudes in shipping ensures that we are never more than 24 to 36 hours behind on shipping lately. do you know how the shipping dept in treatland works? good, cause i can’t tell you as i was sworn to secrecy 7 years ago when i took my oath to uphold the vows of thee kingdom. it was a messy ritual, lots of blood, guts n grease. oh shit i can’t tell you about that either. right now i’m debating on writing about oaths and the vows of the kingdom or tellin you about moped parts and stuff and crap i guess i am supposed to be writing about moped parts so …
a few weeks ago we got these new amazing tshirts!!!! nice work bob !
i’ve been collecting tomahawk cup videos to make sure they don’t vanish into the depths of the internet forever lost, here’s another i found…
don’t forget tomahawk cup is happening again next year.. not sure on what weekend in may but prob like mid may i would guess. i hear the attendance might be limited so make sure you register as soon as the dates are set. should be insane next year and forever more of course.
there’s a new pipe for the new cylinder we had made… new new new MLM H95 sidebleed pipe specifically for the modified metrakit 47mm cylinder for hobbit, camino etc. this cylinder is insane, one of our faves.. which is why we had it modified and made for both hobbit and peugeot 103 since previously only derbi flat reed dudes got to enjoy it. this H95 sidebleed begins the new era of H95 and BK100 sidebleeds with the new 1 inch sidebleed exit. i can’t remember what it was before but the new 1 inch is of course bigger and better!!!
it seems like so long ago already but i forgot to mention that me n jimmy n rodney got to go to the rally in denver, thanks for all the lovely times dudes, awesome to see you all!!!!!!!! we’ll try n make it to more rallies, but we’re workin so hard for you beauties all the time that its hard to get away!!!!!
oh almost forgot, we received some sick new derbi flat reed pipes… wow, incredible!
this is all the news that is currently fit to print i believe. therefore this transmission is now over.
(just in case anyone is reading this use code “taco” to get 10% off for the rest of july 4th only! ONLY! plz don’t email us and ask for exceptions, or reverse discount will apply to you and only you)
Filed under: AMAZING TALES, club taco, derbi, funny states n places, hit the pipe, new, photo, shipping dept, spendin what ya dont got oh joy, stoney, things from my fridge, treat lore, treat theory, YO TACO | Tags: derbi laguna x 2 =, i see treats all over like snow blindness but treat blindness, letsss treat, views inside the hidden kingdom of treatland
ever wonder whats goin on in treatland, well now you can take a look inside the kingdom and have at least somewhat of a scant better idea, at least for today not tomorrow……. here !
Filed under: alive, AMAZING TALES, bad, beasts, black, club taco, funny states n places, hit the pipe, new, parts updater, reviews, spendin what ya dont got oh joy, stoney, things from my fridge, treat lore, treat theory, YO TACO | Tags: boris portnoy, ganging out, georgian treats, kachapuri, salt for svaneti, satellite republic, star chef, star cheffin, taco taco, tkemali, treat out, treated, treatin, treatish, treatly, treaty, whose treats our treats
once again the land of treats births another moped capable of making actual treats … rumors pass through the kingdom that perhaps the true nature of mopeds is, asides from blastin, actually making tasty treats. oh who woulda thought.
remember when we thought the point of mopeds was to get to the treats faster, how does that work when the moped is aaaa makin the treats? this one even has a tandoor oven built into it. i always wanted one of those in my backyard, i gotta get a backyard first though i guess.
one thing i know so far, the treat capable mopeds sure aren’t moving too fast, so even the slowest batavus will be able to hunt down any treat mobiles. did i actually see new parts in treatland that are not new cylinders or new pipes, no new mag wheels or carbs but the much talked about maxi conversion kit for turning any maxi (newport, s, k, II, n, nostalgia only) into hi speed treat making devices? I think i did? well, for sure tomorrow at the kingdoms sister store NO. (389 VALENCIA) you can enjoy treats made by our very own star chef, and you can read all about it and more here.
readers of one of my favorite books ever, flatbreads and flavors, will already be well versed on the kachapuri made by our beloved star chef.
what we’re all really waitin for though is the rumored late summer face off between treat grasso’s ciao porter 64cc treat machine and star chef’s minarelli V1 80cc satellite republic, total treat out.
the big question though on the grease smacked lips of all is what will happen if the dark horse treat, brandi, and his maxi tri rad appear, this could throw the city into a treating frenzy it might perhaps not recover from.
Filed under: AMAZING TALES, beasts, funny states n places, hit the pipe, motobecane, peugeot, stoney, treat lore, treat theory | Tags: bonneville, moped, salt flats, southsiders MC, team no gear, time for a TREAT break, tomahawk mopeds, tomahawk tuning, yepp racerz
its a holiday today it seems, USPS and UPS are takin a break, so don’t be alarmed if you don’t get any tracking info on your shipments till tomorrow AM. we’re still workin of course, getting caught up from all the previous weeks madness and our brief lil break in sac. more on the rally in sacramento later once stoney sends me some photos, but for now lets see hmm. well it would be quite difficult to convey all the amazing new parts that have appeared in treats in the past few weeks, there’s tons of them that i can’t even really believe and they’re slowly making their way up onto the site. by the time they are all up, there will be more so i could probably write the same thing almost every week, anyway whatever by now you know how it works, the continual flow of strange pieces from around the world into our little kingdom. of course i’ve been hearing of this problem lately where people get lost in the kingdom and get so turned around and backwards they have no idea where they are or what part they are looking for anymore. to help those of you who find yourselves lost i added more clutter to the site, oh yay, as stealthily as possible you’ll notice a little
click away on remember and this part will be stored away in a list of parts you wanna remember for another day. hopefully it helps for those of you who get lost. just remember not to go adding thousands of parts, as then you’ll be right back where you started, totally lost. i bet you’ll probably end up with something a lot like mine anyway…
i got an interesting email from our beloved treat, star chef boris portnoy, a few days ago about another pastry chef and some hiiii speeds mbk speed record attempts at bonneville, not sure how this hasn’t surfaced before, maybe it has, who knows, anyway check out all this madness on southsiders MC about team no gear. nuts !!
christophe at tomahawk mopeds added some more info on this beast yesterday as well. if you haven’t visited the tomahawk blog yet then hmm not really sure what type a moped blogs you are looking at? or maybe you’re busy mopedin, yep that must be it. one of the best blogs in the US these day full of soo much constantly growing info for all you frenchies especially yepp. check it out and you’ll learn something for sure. plus look at this amazing painting his dad painted of him racing, sick.
time for a break, more on parts and sac shortly
Filed under: AMAZING TALES, black, dead stock, funny states n places, stoney, treat lore, treat theory, YO TACO | Tags: Andrew WK, blk blk, blk blk blk blkblkblkblkblklbk, blk to the future, denver, moped gangin out, new years eve i believe, this is a moped rally in denver treat out, treat blk blk treat blkblk, treat out
yeahhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go n join my loves blk blk in denver for…
REAL ASS FUN 3
Dec.31st – Jan.02nd
with special guest Andrew WK
tickets available at The Track Shack
and online at treatland !!!
Filed under: airsal, AMAZING TALES, dead stock, funny states n places, new | Tags: airsal, M1, maxi, moped, morino, suzuki
we finally broke down and got a morini kit. we didn’t want to, but apparently there are some people out there who have morinis. i even made a morini category, there’s only one item in it! i guess we will get some more, if anyone wants that kind a thing. this kit’s an airsal 43.5mm kit for morini M1 case inducted engines. i do know that the morini dual variated engine, whatever you call that, is one of the best moped engines out there. some one can help me with the correct info here. i have seen it in action on chad burke’s moped. that thing is sooo fast! that engine is alot like the derbi flat reed in it’s level of awesomeness. so if you don’t have a morini, maybe you should get one. ok. if any one can find a suzuki maxi, then you’re in luck because it’s got the rad engine you want. it’s a suzuki and it’s a maxi, but really it’s a morini? i’ve never seen one, only in my dreams. or a negrini right? they have the morini engines, ya? and probably a bunch of other odd brands of moped have it to?