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spring time, sale time, moped go very slow

from the desk of the official treat press bureau

april 3rd, 2021

spring sale to take place april 2nd 6pm until april 11th 11:59pm. use code mopedgoveryslow for 15% discount.

help make all these moped parts go away so we can make room for more moped parts

treatland to be closed monday april 5th for one of the numerous treatland mental healthy holidays throughout the year.

expect shipping delays due to aforementioned sale and closure and because we are all very tired.

enjoy this jawa video, turn on your best drone in another browser window and meditate away to the jawa

we are working on the technology to do this in reverse in real life. yes your moped will put itself together magically!!

In other unrelated news, new 1.40-17 complete spoke wheels have arrived. Well almost complete, no brake plates yet. You can use these on Puch, Motobecane, Peugeot and probably some other bikes I’m forgetting. Just reuse your old 80mm brake plates and for MBK/103 you may need to do some spacing and prob want to use the right sprocket to get the dishing correct. We will do some research on mbk/103 one day when we have some time and figure that out exactly for you, uhhh yeah ok. These are an updated heavy duty version of the original leleu puch rims/hubs the likes of which the world has not before seen. Over the past 15 years of treating all the “complete” spoke rims we have seen come our way usually sucked, so we made these and it seems they do not suck. Good work treat. Also don’t forget you can match these perfectly with the front disc rims we made in 2020!!!

I’m sure there is more I could say, but its 7:35am and I haven’t gotten out of bed or had any coffee or anything so I’m gonna do that now if that is ok with you and I promise as always I’ll be back later.



update for the week of something in june 2014 (06/0007 in thee calendar treeet) polini CP carb sale! TAT! DENVER!

for no particular reason we are going to have a sale on polini CP carburetors sunday/monday. this will benefit very few of you (especially since its 8pm sunday hehe) and therefore hopefully not make too much extra work for us. those constant deal hunters will be happy tho and all of you that have been waiting to try these amazing new carbs will finally have your chance, in the summer no less. lets take off hmm $30 off any CP carb which will bring some to as low as $100 except for the pricey 24mm CP, true bummer that one costs so much!! oh well. if you haven’t read up on these carbs do some research and you’ll find all you need to know. i just put a 17.5mm on my laguna today to check out. use the code “cp” to get your $30 off, till monday at midnite. i used a simple code so you wouldn’t have any problems mispelin it. spend saved money on a nice date, for your loved one or yourself, doesn’t matter to me.

polini CP carburetor on sale!before we get too distracted with anything else lets make an official note here that TREATLAND will be closed this friday as a bunch of us will be away in denver at the rally, find more info on this here i would guess, but i didn’t read it so i don’t know what you are actually going to find out. this also means you should get your orders in early this week so we can have them out before we leave. a few of us will still be in the kingdom shipping but please take it easy on us and order early in the week if you can. thank you in advance, the people of treatland.

another video from the tomahawk cup to check out for those of you that couldn’t make it up above and the continuing adventures of the TAT belowtrans america trail moped TAT

i think this is it for now, i’ve been in the warehouse workin all weekend – shipping, organizing, cleaning, n i am beat. time to get back to the virtual treatland for me, this concludes this episode, one job concluded another began, and so on, and so forth, forever unto thee kingdom, blessed treat gods. be on the lookout for some new parts n treats this week as we will almost have the full team back. willy is still out on the TAT, but we will get to see him in denver and make sure those blk blk rats haven’t corrupted him too much, hopefully just enough. oh by the way jack started working at treatland a few months ago.. you might know him from his UPS magnum scooter..hehe..



18% off in the kingdom PLUS + free SHIP over $150 wowowoww0000

the people of treatland wish to announce that from now until tuesday morning you can get 18% off anything you can find in our store with the coupon code ‘treatout’ then since double coupon-ing is double funtimes x 2, use the code ‘freeship’ to get free shipping on any order over $150!!!!

please note! free shipping is only valid in the domestic US (sorry international dudes, hawaii and alaska). free shipping will ship by whatever method we use – this could be priority mail, USPS parcel post, USPS first class, or UPS ground. We are closed from weds night to monday AM this week so everyone can take a break for the holiday. there will be a shipping delay due to this! so no whining please. dealers these coupons are not valid for you, sorry. oh and club taco points will not be accumulated for purchases during the sale.

thanks again for the amazzzing year so far from all of us at treatland. please let us know anytime if you have any ideas or advice for us on how we can make things better!!! xo treat

yets treat ye

 



more treats in treatland – satellite republic

once again the land of treats births another moped capable of making actual treats … rumors pass through the kingdom that perhaps the true nature of mopeds is, asides from blastin, actually making tasty treats. oh who woulda thought.

this is a star chef, cheffin

remember when we thought the point of mopeds was to get to the treats faster, how does that work when the moped is aaaa makin the treats?  this one even has a tandoor oven built into it. i always wanted one of those in my backyard, i gotta get a backyard first though i guess.

it even has a tandoor, oh boy

this is a flat bread cookin in a tandoor!!!! treat out!

one thing i know so far, the treat capable mopeds sure aren’t moving too fast, so even the slowest batavus will be able to hunt down any treat mobiles.  did i actually see new parts in treatland that are not new cylinders or new pipes, no new mag wheels or carbs but the much talked about maxi conversion kit for turning any maxi (newport, s, k, II, n, nostalgia only) into hi speed treat making devices? I think i did? well, for sure tomorrow at the kingdoms sister store NO. (389 VALENCIA) you can enjoy treats made by our very own star chef, and you can read all about it and more here.

this is a sandwich!! looks like CLUB GEORGIAN TACO to me tho!!

this is a sandwich!! looks like CLUB GEORGIAN TACO to me tho!!

readers of one of my favorite books ever, flatbreads and flavors, will already be well versed on the kachapuri made by our beloved star chef.

this is imeruli khachipuri, with adjika on top

this is imeruli khachipuri, with adjika on top!!!!!

what we’re all really waitin for though is the rumored late summer face off between treat grasso’s ciao porter 64cc treat machine and star chef’s minarelli V1 80cc satellite republic, total treat out.

this is a treat machine, it makes tacos!!

this is a treat machine, it makes tacos!!

the big question though on the grease smacked lips of all is what will happen if the dark horse treat, brandi, and his maxi tri rad appear, this could throw the city into a treating frenzy it might perhaps not recover from.