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dual bing carb puch gilardoni cylinder intake, the self confidence booster you can’t live without

brandi (treat class of ’07) returns to treatland after a hiatus in the hills only to be mystified by the new puch dual bing gilardoni intake. my how things have changed in all these years of treating. note mysterious plate of tater tots / engine case in foreground. hmm.


puch gilardoni dual bing intake

treatland tattoo with puch dual bing gilardoni cylinder intake


find it in our virtual world now! find it in our virtual world now! find it in our virtual world now!

It is generally considered most mopeders have now mastered the tuning of one single carburetor on one single moped (FALSE), therefore I commissioned the wizards at MLM to create the first in our line of more challenging moped parts, for those who have done it all and seen it all, and are truly bad dudes. Now with this self confidence boosting intake from MLM you can go back to the old days when tuning a carb was a challenge and you weren’t quite sure how best to run that throttle cable into your bing.. cause yeah you got some shit to figure out here!!! Do I make it so they both open at once? Or one for now and one for later? Do I just pretend to make one run so it looks really cool cause I can’t figure out how to setup two?? Lots of decisions, which we, the people of treatland, have, in our kindness, provided for you to alleviate your winter boredom. enjoy! courtesy MLM + treatland, international friend of moped.



its almost jammertime

treats gift certificate back

treats gift certificate front

treatland gift certificate the casserollers made for their rally, insane!

Autobirota from Steve Anson, amazing work dudes!!!!!

eat a treat(land)

les treet

dead possums!

vintage tjt ad from spanish motoscooters mag

treatland marketing divisions new TJT ad. over 8 weeks of production time, well worth it!

treatland secret code goes here

18% off in the kingdom PLUS + free SHIP over $150 wowowoww0000

the people of treatland wish to announce that from now until tuesday morning you can get 18% off anything you can find in our store with the coupon code ‘treatout’ then since double coupon-ing is double funtimes x 2, use the code ‘freeship’ to get free shipping on any order over $150!!!!

please note! free shipping is only valid in the domestic US (sorry international dudes, hawaii and alaska). free shipping will ship by whatever method we use – this could be priority mail, USPS parcel post, USPS first class, or UPS ground. We are closed from weds night to monday AM this week so everyone can take a break for the holiday. there will be a shipping delay due to this! so no whining please. dealers these coupons are not valid for you, sorry. oh and club taco points will not be accumulated for purchases during the sale.

thanks again for the amazzzing year so far from all of us at treatland. please let us know anytime if you have any ideas or advice for us on how we can make things better!!! xo treat

yets treat ye


hobbit malossi gears, back from the dead

malossi honda hobbit, PA50, PA50II, & camino race gears for moooorrreee speed, even more than you already think you have. why i haven’t seen these since treats was in my bedroom!! long discontinued, and thanks to your friends in treatland they’ve decided to pay us a special visit from the grave. welcome back to TREATLAND, we missed you.

malossi hobbit camino race gears 67 6416
13/35 ratio

ok now time to enjoy and watch the hobbits of the world get a few more mph, just in time for some late summer rallies n fun times ahhh awesome.

more treats in treatland – satellite republic

once again the land of treats births another moped capable of making actual treats … rumors pass through the kingdom that perhaps the true nature of mopeds is, asides from blastin, actually making tasty treats. oh who woulda thought.

this is a star chef, cheffin

remember when we thought the point of mopeds was to get to the treats faster, how does that work when the moped is aaaa makin the treats?  this one even has a tandoor oven built into it. i always wanted one of those in my backyard, i gotta get a backyard first though i guess.

it even has a tandoor, oh boy

this is a flat bread cookin in a tandoor!!!! treat out!

one thing i know so far, the treat capable mopeds sure aren’t moving too fast, so even the slowest batavus will be able to hunt down any treat mobiles.  did i actually see new parts in treatland that are not new cylinders or new pipes, no new mag wheels or carbs but the much talked about maxi conversion kit for turning any maxi (newport, s, k, II, n, nostalgia only) into hi speed treat making devices? I think i did? well, for sure tomorrow at the kingdoms sister store NO. (389 VALENCIA) you can enjoy treats made by our very own star chef, and you can read all about it and more here.

this is a sandwich!! looks like CLUB GEORGIAN TACO to me tho!!

this is a sandwich!! looks like CLUB GEORGIAN TACO to me tho!!

readers of one of my favorite books ever, flatbreads and flavors, will already be well versed on the kachapuri made by our beloved star chef.

this is imeruli khachipuri, with adjika on top

this is imeruli khachipuri, with adjika on top!!!!!

what we’re all really waitin for though is the rumored late summer face off between treat grasso’s ciao porter 64cc treat machine and star chef’s minarelli V1 80cc satellite republic, total treat out.

this is a treat machine, it makes tacos!!

this is a treat machine, it makes tacos!!

the big question though on the grease smacked lips of all is what will happen if the dark horse treat, brandi, and his maxi tri rad appear, this could throw the city into a treating frenzy it might perhaps not recover from.

gettin lost in treatland… motobecane racing at bonneville… tomahawk mopeds

its a holiday today it seems, USPS and UPS are takin a break, so don’t be alarmed if you don’t get any tracking info on your shipments till tomorrow AM. we’re still workin of course, getting caught up from all the previous weeks madness and our brief lil break in sac. more on the rally in sacramento later once stoney sends me some photos, but for now lets see hmm. well it would be quite difficult to convey all the amazing new parts that have appeared in treats in the past few weeks, there’s tons of them that i can’t even really believe and they’re slowly making their way up onto the site. by the time they are all up, there will be more so i could probably write the same thing almost every week, anyway whatever by now you know how it works, the continual flow of strange pieces from around the world into our little kingdom. of course i’ve been hearing of this problem lately where people get lost in the kingdom and get so turned around and backwards they have no idea where they are or what part they are looking for anymore. to help those of you who find yourselves lost i added more clutter to the site, oh yay, as stealthily as possible you’ll notice a little

i can't remember anythingbutton under the

adding to cart, oh fun

click away on remember and this part will be stored away in a list of parts you wanna remember for another day. hopefully it helps for those of you who get lost. just remember not to go adding thousands of parts, as then you’ll be right back where you started, totally lost. i bet you’ll probably end up with something a lot like mine anyway…

i got an interesting email from our beloved treat, star chef boris portnoy, a few days ago about another pastry chef and some hiiii speeds mbk speed record attempts at bonneville, not sure how this hasn’t surfaced before, maybe it has, who knows, anyway check out all this madness on southsiders MC about team no gear. nuts !!

thanks southsiders for rad photothanks for the story n photos southsiders…

christophe at tomahawk mopeds added some more info on this beast yesterday as well. if you haven’t visited the tomahawk blog yet then hmm not really sure what type a moped blogs you are looking at? or maybe you’re busy mopedin, yep that must be it. one of the best blogs in the US these day full of soo much constantly growing info for all you frenchies especially yepp. check it out and you’ll learn something for sure. plus look at this amazing painting his dad painted of him racing, sick.

time for a break, more on parts and sac shortly



shocking tales of treatland, actually just more updatesssss

just pretend this sachs headlight is reading all of this to you and you will enjoy it more. sure in treatland mopeds can talk, duh.

oh good morning to you from treatland, there’s been a nasty rash of treat tattoos appearing lately, just this am i found this amidst the emails of treatland

i think its some kinda bacterial infection that causes treat tattoos to occur in thee most pious, watch out careful careful hati hati when coming near these individuals.

of course piles of new parts came in this week, not as much as last week which jimmy is thankful for, but still lots of interesting new parts we’ve all been dreamin about i think?? we did for a few brief hours even have some tshirts from the GLG, but well that didn’t last long. more on the way hopefully?

from the thrilling heights of lifestyle fashion accessories we move on to a rather more mundane, yet crucial piece, everyones favorite … gaskets oh shit!!!!! we have about 8% more gaskets than we did a week ago, including a ton for honda, even full sets for the NU50 express and NC50 express and of course all the hobbits of the world.

you’ll also find new gasket sets for minarelli, derbi, and hmm oh yes um demm smiley even ! of course, due to the volume of madness here at treats expect to find an error here and there, we couldn’t possibly know everything ya know? so email us and let us know if you find a mistake, we’re working on compiling our coffee table book of everything you ever needed to know about everything moped and more but its going to be a few more ummm years till you can get it n wow everyone. so forgive us for our stupidity, we’re tryin and only half of us are robots or non human i think.

movin right thru the weeks parts i see we have a big pile of motion left pipes that have arrived

whoa center bleed for minarelli V1 even, nuts, what is this world comin to. man its craaazzzy to think if you just didn’t look at treatland for the past year, like if you were stuck in a basement by your parents for being bad, or tied up as a sex slave all year (you know who i’m talking about right?),  what you would find now upon reaching a comp again. i think we’ve increased our stocks by something like 1500-2000 new parts. i can hardly imagine what that looks like, except actually, i know, and its not a pretty sight at all. oh ok it is, kinda. there’s even some realllly lovely stainless limited edition pipes as well

garelli bad dudes finally bring some intel on the team kits

whats the scoop then bad dudes?

i’m sure there’s more yeah i mean i know there is, but i have some other tasks at hand! i can’t sit around here all day uploading photos when i have emails to answer ya know? just in case you didn’t know there’s more treatland out there than you knew, oh well, kind of… it seems former master of shipping jimmy nolan took it upon himself to create a facebook for treats oh my oh no arhg  ! horror! so you can go be friends with him, if you want, it seems he’s putting it to good use by uploading photos of his glory days as master of shipping lately, haa! maybe if he makes more friends he will be more inspired and share some of the shocking tales of intrigue and gossip to occur within the land of treat. who knows?? ! and if you want to still delve deeper into that kinda world you can even go to yelp and read all 6 tales of treatland and hey thank your favorite, everyones favorite the magical shipping dept!!!!!!! myself i’m going to read cooking blogs or something and day dream of treats i can eat. oh which reminds me portland has lost a brave forward thinking machine and mopeder in the past week, the treat machine returns to its birthplace (i think??) SF TREATLAND. is there really a 3 wheel ciao porter thats a taco truck?

for now it slumbers in treatland, oh magical independent kingdom of treatland, i was there last night in my dream i think?

a visit to a parallel treatland, concurrentlycounter attack